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Oh, I just thought you were going for that ombré thing...a little more om than bre

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No, I really wish we had a thermometer so we could take our temperature between our thighs…what’s it like, 50 degree difference?

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OMG blog idea: I've Seen Better Homes & Garden

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Sometimes I know I'm gay cause I'll hear a synthy electric pop song with disco undertones and fall in love.

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Did you know Joseph Gordon-Levitt is in that new Batman movie? No. What are you looking at? Just food pins.

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Hopefully your guy and his bestie are rich as fuck from their .com and you and I can spend our days eating Bon bons and watching daytime tv lol

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I'm so Karen and you're so Grace.

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Now I'm crying watching The Color Purple...or maybe it's Roots

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Children's store? What kind of children do they sell?

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"So would it be weird if my hubby and I had our kids call one Dad and the other Gad? As in My Gay Dad. Gaddy!"

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I'm here for these and I'm here for glitter! (While at Michael's, holding $1 chargers)

#thingsmygusbandsays #glitter #typical #Michael's #shopping #holiday #bargains

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We need to getchu a boyfriend or somethin!

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Stop, you're making me sick.

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I wasn't going to tell you because I thought it was mean, but now I just don't care.

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You really did go thru and add everybody lol #MyFamilyNotYours lol

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about the word raspberry, after having found a near empty box of raspberry donuts: I don't understand why there's a p and furthermore, FURTHERMORE, I donut understand why there are two Ls in Lincoln.

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driving up to lost lake; the only people on the road: I'm just gonna dump your body in the woods...everyone's in on it"