death comes

[thingssoldier76says]

Dad why are you dating the emo weirdo? I am concerned for you.

Because, big tiddie goth bf

[pinkisbitter]

Mothman MAY not be real and all the reportings of him MAY have been faked but you guys don’t know all the facts!

[disaster-of-a-human]

Which are?

[pinkisbitter]

i love him

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

I forgot how funny your blog is xD luv ya dad!! 😈

Thanks

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

die?

The hell?

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[folkhundr]

ITS

H A L L O W E E N MONTH

[thingsmoirasays]

Hello, whiskey aunt. I saw that your favourite ice cream is mint chocolate chip. You're officially the best Talon agent

About time people started realizing that.

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

Cold chocolate is gross

[gerard-lacroix]

did you hear? Gabriel and Amelie smashed.

Uhhhhhhhhh, I think I’m having an aneurysm

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

Can’t I get some fucking peace

[things-genjisays]

Hanzo, Gabriel, and Sombra are all in the same, locked room with you. You have one bullet, who do you kill?

I don’t carry a gun so I just have a bullet in my hands, right? Do I just throw it? Oh well.

I know you are all expecting me to pick Hanzo, but no. His death will not be caused by me.

I could say Sombra, but I do not know her well enough.

So… I guess, Gabriel? Well… Reaper now. He is bad news. I could stop him..

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

Bold of you to assume the bullet can kill me

[things-genjisays]

Maybe not, but that’s why I brought a vacuum cleaner

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

How about you don’t

[things-genjisays]

:) Come over here

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

Please go away

[things-genjisays]

Hanzo, Gabriel, and Sombra are all in the same, locked room with you. You have one bullet, who do you kill?

I don’t carry a gun so I just have a bullet in my hands, right? Do I just throw it? Oh well.

I know you are all expecting me to pick Hanzo, but no. His death will not be caused by me.

I could say Sombra, but I do not know her well enough.

So… I guess, Gabriel? Well… Reaper now. He is bad news. I could stop him..

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

Bold of you to assume the bullet can kill me

[things-genjisays]

Maybe not, but that’s why I brought a vacuum cleaner

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

How about you don’t

[things-genjisays]

Hanzo, Gabriel, and Sombra are all in the same, locked room with you. You have one bullet, who do you kill?

I don’t carry a gun so I just have a bullet in my hands, right? Do I just throw it? Oh well.

I know you are all expecting me to pick Hanzo, but no. His death will not be caused by me.

I could say Sombra, but I do not know her well enough.

So… I guess, Gabriel? Well… Reaper now. He is bad news. I could stop him..

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

Bold of you to assume the bullet can kill me

[thingswidowmakersays]

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

Look,

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

Okay but what if you dyed your hair

I’ve been tempted before and I won’t fall for it again

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

[thingswidowmakersays]

ooc: announcement

after some discussion, we have decided to reopen our in character server. that being said, we’re implementing a few changes:

- there are a few more rules. make sure you actually read them before posting.

- all mods will be in character the entire time. please do not try to communicate with us ooc.

- even if you have a things overwatch says account, do not join as a character unless invited to do so. thank you.

click here to be invited to the server.

[thingswidowmakersays]

Soldier 76

“my midlife crisis started when i turned twenty and it still hasn’t ended.”

[thingswidowmakersays]

send me the name of anyone from overwatch or talon and i’ll do an impression of them :)

[thingswidowmakersays]

h̝̮i͎̗͔͍̖ ̩̭̻ṃ̰̺̖̦ͅy̟̜͚͇̟̰ ̱̭̘̖̗͚n̮̟̠͉a͓̫̺m̭̻͓͇e ̜̫͔iͅs̹ ͇͙̩͇̤r͇̭̖̩͙̝̦e̞̲̘̗̤̥ͅa̖̙̝p͇͔e̝͈̲̯͇r̰̲̳͚̭ ̞̮a͇k͕̼a͎̗̬ ͔͔ͅg̖̤̫̤ḁ͎͙̠b͚̫ri̫͔el̲̦̹ ͍͎͍͈r̠e̫͙̪̻y̙̠̣͙̭̞̻e̟s̹͎ ͔̬̝ͅw͚a̖̭ͅt̻̤c͍h̭͇ m͖̰e͇ ͙̟̩̞̬͈d̲̗̯̤̠̞̞r̮̯̳̙̰͕i͔̙̜͈̭ͅn̳̙̞̟k̦̲̲ ̪̫͈͔̳5͉͖̻͓ ̝̮͚͚̹͉m͕̙͖͍͇̞o̲̣̳n̪st̻̲̣̦̯e̖̼̟̺̗̳ͅr̙̺̳ͅ ̻̙̣̯̥en͖̞̱̣̦̖e̳̗r̫͍g̭͖͕̣͙i̥̯͈͉̤e̤͓̲̦s̞͈ ̞a̼̝n͎̣͉̭ͅd̖̙̝ th̻̳ḙ̳̥̬̭̺͇n̰͎̣̫̪ ̙̠̰̥c̱̜̟̟̞ͅry̮͕ ͎͔͚w͖͍̘̥̘͚ḥi̥̫̝̮͉͈l̮͈̙͉e̥͕ ̲̜͔̖̬͇l̥͇ͅị̹͎̯̯s͔͉̰͚̯t̹ḙ͎̯͚̻n̰̩̝͚͓̟i͈̟͍̳͚̩̲n̠̬͕̪̺̝͍g̬ ̤͔̲̺ṱ͈̻̗ͅͅo̩̮͓͉̫͍ ̺̰͎̤͖e̯̲̩͔͈m̩̗͕̱͖͚o̠͇̲̠̱ ̱m̲̯̺̥ͅu̜̠͔̺͓̯s͕̯̲̜̦i͉͎͎̟̙c̪͉̫̺̤̞ͅ.

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

Awful. Not even close. 0/10

[thingsreaper-says-blog]

If I can't marry you, can I be a friend? 😁

Bold of you to assume I’m a good person to be friends with