you know those videos of tortoises getting brushed? yeah
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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occasionally subtle
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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you know those videos of tortoises getting brushed? yeah
Some silly sketches I’ve made
I hope p3 makes rubin like 9ft tall again
day 8 incision
pre game field medic artemy
they're just people in costumes right?
men's fashion peaked in 1920s where are your little sock n shirt garters boys
total time played: 60+ hours
times finished: 0
screenshots of haruspex taken: 48
sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.
man...
"not all eridians willing to die for others."
"not all humans either."
"you and me are good people."
"yeah, I suppose we are."
the Martian vs project Hail Mary is so funny because you’ve got one where they’re very slowly making a spaceship to bring a guy home and another one where they make a spaceship really fast to send a guy into space forever
I think something that makes Project Hail Mary resonate with audiences is that the movie takes your hand and says, “you are never as alone as you think”.
And in a world filled with dystopian or depressing sci-fi stories that argue for individualism and cynicism, it was incredibly refreshing to see something that says no, humanity is at its best when we are one.
That we are at our best when we are a collaborative effort, and that cooperation and hope are necessary for our survival and for our advancements. Nothing can be done without the love we have for eachother, the curiosity we innately have, and our desire for connection.
"Grace Rocky save stars".
Not "Grace saves Earth" or "Rocky saves Erid", but "Grace Rocky save stars". Together.
Rating the birds in my backyard by tendency toward violence
Northern Cardinal, 4/10
I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.
American Robin, 1/10
Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.
House Sparrow, 10/10
You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?
Tufted Titmouse, 1/10
A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.
European Starling, 9/10
Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.
Carolina Wren, 3/10
This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.
Eastern Wood-Peewee, 0/10
If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.
Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10
It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.
American Crow, unrated
For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.
Great Crested Flycatcher, 5/10
Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.
Stay tuned for more criminal activity!
(continued)
Common Grackle, 7/10
La Famiglia does not suffer you to stop in our neighborhood long, and I trust their judgement in this manner. You have the look of a guilty bird.
Tennessee Warbler, 2/10
You keep to yourselves, and I respect that. I get the sense that you could defend yourselves if it came to it, though.
Brown-Headed Cowbird, 3/10
You're not a crow, and eventually they ARE going to figure it out, kiddo.
Gray Catbird, 5/10
Would you. Respectfully. Would you shut the FUCK UP.
Eurasian Collared-Dove, 0/10
You're doing great, sweetie, everyone loves you.
Red-Breasted Nuthatch, 4/10
A comedian. A little jester of a bird. You're so silly. Sure sometimes you incite violence in others but, really, is that your fault? If it is, we forgive you.
Blue Jay, 12/10
If you could learn any human behavior you wanted, it would be how to build a bomb.
Honorable mention:
Turkey Vulture, 5/10
You weren't in my backyard, but you WERE eating roadkill in the street in my neighborhood. I know the animal was already dead when you got there, but you get violence points for frightening the small children that walked past you. Incredible work.
Poisoning - Sickness - Invasion
this was basically how I remember the changeling route
my this. is anyone else crazy about the this.
requirements: must be known mainly or entirely through the lens of another character or characters/serve solely as a mouthpiece for another character or characters, must be entirely offscreen/dead or have limited autonomy as an individual when onscreen, LACK OF RELIABLE PERSONALITY !! 🎉 bonuses: restrained by their purpose/the media theyre in. stanley t parable counting as a character at All is dubious because both his thoughts and actions are being filtered through someone else (the player, and the narrator) because of his role as a non speaking game protagonist. whether or not he's a conscious person who's been made incapable of displaying that is subjective. their descriptions are So vague or contradictory that attempting to read into their personality effectively breaks them as a character. the dess you are drawing/writing is not real, she will fundamentally always be two layers of perception removed. these characters are aftershocks personified. ^^ are these Neuroses for anyone else. god do i hope so
bring on that big sugar crystals sugar they put on the muffins. Where can i get ahold of That sugar
bring it on!
In honor of Saw X, here's my favorite saw video of all time