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@thingstrumperssay
Influencer brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate have been arrested by federal authorities Saturday in Miami.
Breaking: Trump tried to smuggle them into America (by that I mean I think Romania was like "yeah, sure, take them. Whatever") FOR NOTHING!
I got hungry last night and I decided to try the previously steamed (practically stewed) celery. And then I got paranoid and ate a plain bagel and some crackers, just in case. (We ran out of bread.)
Pro: No diarrhea!
Cons: It was rubbery. The best part of eating celery as a snack is that satisfying "crunch" you get, but there was no "crunch." Just sadness. Sadness with some light ranch for dipping.
A bunch of racists and/or idiots decided to vote for an idiot who left somebody who had a worm in his brain and believes that you should drink raw milk in charge of our health so now I have to steam cook my celery.
Of course my phone focused on the cover's handle instead of the celery.
On the bright side the strawberry compote I made is really good! 'Kinda wish I had vanilla ice cream now. Or pancake mix.
Cases of diarrhea caused by the parasite cyclospora continues to climb. It’s easy to wonder: Is there anything in the produce aisle that’s s
Our produce is now infected by parasites thanks to brain worm guy's incompetency. You can kill it by cooking your food, but god that's annoying. Microwaving veggies is unreliable since it cooks things unevenly.
I can't just have celery anymore- I have to fucking steam cook it or roast it first. I hope my rabbit likes her cilantro warm!
I opened my fridge and realized that this is worse than I originally thought.
The last time we went shopping we got cilantro, celery, prepackaged salad, (with ham cubes,) bananas, strawberries and grapes.
The cilantro is for my rabbit. I was able to steam it and even though it's a lot more wilty than usual she doesn't seem to mind it. I'll have to do the same with the celery, but that will cook away the flavor, which sucks.
I guess I can make a compote with the strawberries or something.
I could... I dunno, wash the grapes with hot water? The strawberries have pores that would make it hard to just wash the parasites away, but maybe the grapes would be okay.
I have no idea what I can do with the bananas since I'm allergic to them. If I bake with them I'd have to scrub whatever I use very thoroughly before putting it into the dishwasher. My husband gets them for himself. Bananas might be fine anyway since the peel is so thick.
The salad is prepackaged. It was going to be my husband's lunch for work. I don't think I can do anything with that. It's apparently the worst thing we can have thanks to the parasite hiding in the leaves. We might just have to throw that away. I mean, unless I fucking steam or bake it I guess?!
Fuck this is so stupid!
Turns out it was about women’s sports all along—if getting rid of women's sports counts, that is.
Congrats TERFs. You got played.
...There's no credit. The creator of this comic is Adam Ellis.
Cases of diarrhea caused by the parasite cyclospora continues to climb. It’s easy to wonder: Is there anything in the produce aisle that’s s
Our produce is now infected by parasites thanks to brain worm guy's incompetency. You can kill it by cooking your food, but god that's annoying. Microwaving veggies is unreliable since it cooks things unevenly.
I can't just have celery anymore- I have to fucking steam cook it or roast it first. I hope my rabbit likes her cilantro warm!
I'm curious to know how a judge usually handles a case like this? Is it kind of like one of those "cops protecting cops no matter what" kind of things? Either way it's a good thing he pleaded guilty.
TL;DR: Trump supporter threatened to rape her sister. Sister decided to cut all ties with her.
Trump made the remark during a speech to House Republicans attending a private retreat at the Trump-Kennedy Center Tuesday
They're so afraid of losing that they have to cheat so they won't have to play the election game ever again.
I dunno what the hell he expected.
Though on the bright side you can tell that he's not actually a pedophile because they'd probably protect him if he was.
Republican senator had served in the Senate since 2003 and was a sharp critic of Trump before becoming one of his most loyal backers
So apparently this happened about an hour ago. (Or at least that's when it was announced.)
Not the turtle, but I'll take it!
This is pretty much confirmation that "take a shower" is considered as violent speech to a conservative.
I didn't know Schrodinger had a turtle named Mitch McConnell!
I joke but I am legitimately annoyed at the vultures who called themselves journalists that are trying to get into the hospital to pester him. Not because I care about him, but because I care about everybody else in that hospital.
Federal agents confronted a poll worker on Election Day because they were upset about her social media posts.
This is pathetic. MAGAts are so thin-skinned that they have to track somebody down who hurt their little fee-fee's.
Apparently sitting down is a trans people thing now?
Why are transphobes so fucking weird.
Edit: I didn't make this clear at all. It's a slur followed by "-ification." So it's basically like saying "transification," but with a slur that I censored just in case. Either way,
I guess that's one way to avoid queer people.
I dunno what the hell is going on with him here.
Biden falls off his bike or messes up on a word and people calls for his retirement, but Trump does... Whatever the fuck this is and barely anybody is talking about it.
Anyway, this is where my thoughts immediately went to.