"That's the difference between you and Erik. You see a bird, and he sees a specific bird." - Walt
Walt on the difference between you and ERT

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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@thingswaltwolframsays
"That's the difference between you and Erik. You see a bird, and he sees a specific bird." - Walt
Walt on the difference between you and ERT
"He's on that show, Wait Wait Don't Listen" - Walt
Walt on NPR
Amy: Can the ass-intensifier go in the predicate? e.g. "this interview is long-ass" Walt: Yes, but then again, my ass is pretty expansive.
Walt on the intensity of ass-intensifiers.
"I love me some BJs!
Walt on his favorite warehouse membership store
Who turned the light on?" "I did because you said it was like death in here." "Yeah, I was feeling comfortable.
Walt on turning on the lights
When I die, I want you to bury me under this couch.
-Walt on being a chair
Does anyone know diddly? Well here comes squat!
Walt on Pedagogy
"Today you will learn because this is the shit that's happening in the world."
-Walt on real life
"I volunteered us for LAVIS ten years ago when I gave the plenary because I didn't know how to end my talk. I figured I'd be dead by now.
Walt on death
"That's really retroflex. That baby's curled!"
Walt on babies
There is something about putting beans up your nose
Walt, telling kids not to put raisins in their noses, which results in them immediately putting raisins in their noses.
âI was born⌠ a black man.
Walt on his birth
âYou canât write âcleavage,â dude!
Walt on cleavage.
That's the thing about class, I never really know what I'm going to talk about
Walt  on class
Though his influence obviously extends way beyond us students, I wanted to start the discussion among this group as you all are familiar with the Wolframian paradox of craving being the center of attention while simultaneously being uncomfortable with being honored.
-Jeff Reaser on Walt
Erik ate all of my nuts!
-Walt on hunger
*runs into Walt in the hall* Walt: âHello, young gentleman.â Me: âOh, Iâve been promoted from BOY!â Walt: âWell, that happens sometimes, boy.â
â unsustainableoptimism