Things Ye Rarely Hear The Queene Say

Being a compilation of dyverse and various statements, epithets, aphorisms and ejeculations one would rarely hear issue from the mouth of Her Most Royal Majestie, Elizabeth Regina Gloriana, Queene of All Englande, Scotland and Ireland. God Save the Queene! Your contributions are desired - send to [email protected] and please include your Nom De Plume and email address for proper citation!

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And now, a song about a man who came from humble origins, and stayed there. 

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All right - Who's committed Treason this week? Hands up!

HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande

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We know we already *own* Wales... We merely wish to invade it again to stay in practice.

HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande

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In sooth We have never seen a drop-spindle of such girth before! And with such intricate carving!

HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande

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We daresay "Greensleeves" is too a drinking song! Our father was certes drunk when he wrote it!

HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande

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And now a drinking trick I did learn from my good father, King Henry (God Rest His Soul)...

HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande

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WELCOME CANDICE and an ADEQUACY UPDATE

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We shall play at trap shooting! Fetch the cannon! Fetch the trebuchet!

HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande

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We have been in the land of Wales for a fortnight and have yet to see even one of the blasted creatures. We had been assured this is where they come from.

HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande

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England doth require a pony. A red one. With a pretty saddle.

HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande

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It is too bright for our pale countenance. Hang canopies over all of London. Immediately!

HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande 

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Things Ye Rarely Hear The Queene Say turned 5 today! We are uncertain whether to be honored or disturbed. 

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Remember, if We sit upon it, it is ours. That includes people.

HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande

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England has been quite naughty and is in desperate need of a spanking.

HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande

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England decrees that as of this moment, our cousin France shall be known as "Poopy Head Droopy Britches".

HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande

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England has just sat upon something... buzzy.

HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande

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Good afternoon, Your Eminence. How hangs the Hammer?

HRH Elizabeth I, Queene of Englande