It's not the side effects of the cocaine

Coked up posting and can't tolerate Ziggy

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Thin White Duke rp blog~

This was a Gorillaz unofficial blog but I sucked at it and never updated it so now I'm back as The Thin White Duke

Welcome to The Duke's coked up mania~

He/him, arrives from Station to Station

Send me asks, tag me, drug me up

Likes:

.Drugs

.Cats

*cough men cough*

.Milk and red peppers

. @halloween-jack-fr , he's great, a real cool cat

. @scariestsuperestcreep gay ass clown that has no reason to be here except he is

Dislikes:

.Flys in my milk

.ZIGGY @theincrediblytalentedziggy (he's annoying)

.Bright lighting

-In no way is this meant to be professional or well crafted and well thought out. This is just purely entertainment for the fellow bowie fans

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

*grabs @theincrediblytalentedziggy by the arm and makes him slap his face*

Why are you hitting yourself

*slap*

Why are you hitting yourself

*slap*

Why are you hitting yourself-

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

STOP IT

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

No need to get so mad, Ziggy. It was just a joke

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

What did I even do…

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Well, I have a list. But primarily, your existence merely entertains me, and I like to mess with you.

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

Awwww I entertain you?

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

One way or another, yes..

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

Awwww, well you entertain me too Duke

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Yeah? How so?

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

It’s quite entertaining to see how mad you get at me

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

I don't get mad at you. This is a lie

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

That is such a fucking lie

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

No, Ziggy. You're lying. Stop it

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

*grabs @theincrediblytalentedziggy by the arm and makes him slap his face*

Why are you hitting yourself

*slap*

Why are you hitting yourself

*slap*

Why are you hitting yourself-

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

STOP IT

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

No need to get so mad, Ziggy. It was just a joke

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

What did I even do…

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Well, I have a list. But primarily, your existence merely entertains me, and I like to mess with you.

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

Awwww I entertain you?

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

One way or another, yes..

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

Awwww, well you entertain me too Duke

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Yeah? How so?

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

It’s quite entertaining to see how mad you get at me

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

I don't get mad at you. This is a lie

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

*grabs @theincrediblytalentedziggy by the arm and makes him slap his face*

Why are you hitting yourself

*slap*

Why are you hitting yourself

*slap*

Why are you hitting yourself-

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

STOP IT

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

No need to get so mad, Ziggy. It was just a joke

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

What did I even do…

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Well, I have a list. But primarily, your existence merely entertains me, and I like to mess with you.

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

Awwww I entertain you?

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

One way or another, yes..

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

Awwww, well you entertain me too Duke

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Yeah? How so?

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

*grabs @theincrediblytalentedziggy by the arm and makes him slap his face*

Why are you hitting yourself

*slap*

Why are you hitting yourself

*slap*

Why are you hitting yourself-

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

STOP IT

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

No need to get so mad, Ziggy. It was just a joke

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

What did I even do…

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Well, I have a list. But primarily, your existence merely entertains me, and I like to mess with you.

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

Awwww I entertain you?

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

One way or another, yes..

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

*grabs @theincrediblytalentedziggy by the arm and makes him slap his face*

Why are you hitting yourself

*slap*

Why are you hitting yourself

*slap*

Why are you hitting yourself-

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

STOP IT

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

No need to get so mad, Ziggy. It was just a joke

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

What did I even do…

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Well, I have a list. But primarily, your existence merely entertains me, and I like to mess with you.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

*grabs @theincrediblytalentedziggy by the arm and makes him slap his face*

Why are you hitting yourself

*slap*

Why are you hitting yourself

*slap*

Why are you hitting yourself-

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

STOP IT

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

No need to get so mad, Ziggy. It was just a joke

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

*grabs @theincrediblytalentedziggy by the arm and makes him slap his face*

Why are you hitting yourself

*slap*

Why are you hitting yourself

*slap*

Why are you hitting yourself-

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

There's not enough coke in the world to deal with the migraine I call @theincrediblytalentedziggy

ITS NOT EVEN DECEMBER AND THE TWAT IS SETTING UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS ALREADY

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

ITS LATE NOVEMBER THATS BASICALLY DECEMBER.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

There's...WHY IS THERE BLOODY GARLANDS ON MY LIQUOR CABINET?!

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

It’s Our liquor cabinet. Because it really brightens up the place.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Ziggy, I am beyond pissed off. You didn't even discuss this with me before you went ahead and ruined the place with your awful and obnoxious color

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

I’m only halfway there though. Just you wait

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

A mistletoe? Why? You're single, and for a good reason.

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

Rightttttttttttt I didn’t tell you.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Didn't tell me what?? Ziggy??

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

Wellllllllllllll

We mayyyyyyyyyyy

be

hosting

a Christmas party

in a couple weeks

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Either I choke you out right now or in 30 seconds once I've had the time to grab a kitchen knife, your pick Ziggy.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

There's not enough coke in the world to deal with the migraine I call @theincrediblytalentedziggy

ITS NOT EVEN DECEMBER AND THE TWAT IS SETTING UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS ALREADY

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

ITS LATE NOVEMBER THATS BASICALLY DECEMBER.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

There's...WHY IS THERE BLOODY GARLANDS ON MY LIQUOR CABINET?!

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

It’s Our liquor cabinet. Because it really brightens up the place.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Ziggy, I am beyond pissed off. You didn't even discuss this with me before you went ahead and ruined the place with your awful and obnoxious color

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

I’m only halfway there though. Just you wait

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

A mistletoe? Why? You're single, and for a good reason.

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

Rightttttttttttt I didn’t tell you.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Didn't tell me what?? Ziggy??

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

There's not enough coke in the world to deal with the migraine I call @theincrediblytalentedziggy

ITS NOT EVEN DECEMBER AND THE TWAT IS SETTING UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS ALREADY

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

ITS LATE NOVEMBER THATS BASICALLY DECEMBER.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

There's...WHY IS THERE BLOODY GARLANDS ON MY LIQUOR CABINET?!

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

It’s Our liquor cabinet. Because it really brightens up the place.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Ziggy, I am beyond pissed off. You didn't even discuss this with me before you went ahead and ruined the place with your awful and obnoxious color

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

I’m only halfway there though. Just you wait

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

A mistletoe? Why? You're single, and for a good reason.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

There's not enough coke in the world to deal with the migraine I call @theincrediblytalentedziggy

ITS NOT EVEN DECEMBER AND THE TWAT IS SETTING UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS ALREADY

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

ITS LATE NOVEMBER THATS BASICALLY DECEMBER.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

There's...WHY IS THERE BLOODY GARLANDS ON MY LIQUOR CABINET?!

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

It’s Our liquor cabinet. Because it really brightens up the place.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Ziggy, I am beyond pissed off. You didn't even discuss this with me before you went ahead and ruined the place with your awful and obnoxious color

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

There's not enough coke in the world to deal with the migraine I call @theincrediblytalentedziggy

ITS NOT EVEN DECEMBER AND THE TWAT IS SETTING UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS ALREADY

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

ITS LATE NOVEMBER THATS BASICALLY DECEMBER.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

There's...WHY IS THERE BLOODY GARLANDS ON MY LIQUOR CABINET?!

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

There's not enough coke in the world to deal with the migraine I call @theincrediblytalentedziggy

ITS NOT EVEN DECEMBER AND THE TWAT IS SETTING UP CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS ALREADY

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

*sighhhhhh* I miss a particular insufferable alien who bugs me on here ...*cough* @theincrediblytalentedziggy *cough*

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

Awwwwwwwww

You missed me :’)

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

No, no, that was Iggy Pop. He...he stole my phone whilst I was high. Delete that this instant

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

No, I don’t think I will.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Where the bloody hell did you dissappear to anyway? You've been missing a bloody month or more

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

I was touring for a bit, then I went to mars to relax.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

You couldn't have been bothered to ask your dearest friend to vacation on Mars?

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

In my defence I didn’t even plan to go to mars it just sorta happened

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

I'm not surprised that "coke binge" was the reason

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

*sighhhhhh* I miss a particular insufferable alien who bugs me on here ...*cough* @theincrediblytalentedziggy *cough*

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

Awwwwwwwww

You missed me :’)

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

No, no, that was Iggy Pop. He...he stole my phone whilst I was high. Delete that this instant

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

No, I don’t think I will.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Where the bloody hell did you dissappear to anyway? You've been missing a bloody month or more

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

I was touring for a bit, then I went to mars to relax.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

You couldn't have been bothered to ask your dearest friend to vacation on Mars?

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

*sighhhhhh* I miss a particular insufferable alien who bugs me on here ...*cough* @theincrediblytalentedziggy *cough*

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

Awwwwwwwww

You missed me :’)

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

No, no, that was Iggy Pop. He...he stole my phone whilst I was high. Delete that this instant

[theincrediblytalentedziggy]

No, I don’t think I will.

[thinwhiteduke-unofficial]

Where the bloody hell did you dissappear to anyway? You've been missing a bloody month or more