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@thisboymason
I don’t even know whereto begin. Everyday has been so amazing with you and even with our ups and downs we have figured everything out and more. I love you till forever and I can wait to what the future holds for us. You are everything and more. @elysiansaysthings
elysiansaysthings:
“joke’s on her, i already took one and there is no baby davis coming through this pussy any time soon,” she said, lifting her shirt and getting her pump attached. “um, i was only like that when i was sixteen because i was knocked up, thank you very much. she’s just grouchy because she’s on her period.”
“there better not be,” he chuckled. “i don’t think we can handle anymore kids right now. we have a full house.” mason smiled as he pulled the covers over his head and let out a loud sigh before a snore leaving his body. this was the first time he was actually able to sleep and he was going to take it before he had to be back up to take care of the house.
thisboymason:
“fucking sassy ass kid,” he mumbled as he headed back upstairs. “she is sassy as fuck right now,” he said as he laid down on the bed and looked at her. “how is that doing for you? that’s all i can think about really to give you. i don’t want something to mess you up and you are back there all night.”
“what did she do? or say? what did she do and say?” she asked with a small laugh. “eh… it’s something in my stomach, but i still have to take it slow,” she said taking her pump and untangling the cord. “how are the little ones? they behaving?”
"She's got your damn attidue. she said you need to take a pregnancy test and if it's positive then she's moving to yours sisters house," he shrugged as he rolled over and shut his eyes. "She's all you when you were sixteen except she's not sixteen we are fucked," he mumble.
elysiansaysthings:
“why would i risk puking my life away? no thanks. she should probably take a pregnancy test. but if there’s another baby on the way, i’m moving in with auntie,” gabby said, putting harper in a high chair. upstairs, ellie managed to take a few bites of her toast as she scrolled through her phone, but she didn’t want to eat too fast and risk making herself sick again.
“fucking sassy ass kid,” he mumbled as he headed back upstairs. “she is sassy as fuck right now,” he said as he laid down on the bed and looked at her. “how is that doing for you? that’s all i can think about really to give you. i don’t want something to mess you up and you are back there all night.”
thisboymason:
“No more kids,” he chuckled. “I think I am done with having kids because my life hurts, too many kids. Mason smiled as he leaned down to kiss her cheek. “I’ll grab that but please take a bite of this,” he said as he placed the plate in front of her before heading downstair.
“it’s not that bad. gabby and axel can take care of themselves. and they’re both good about helping with the babies. axel entertains ollie and harper, gabby does the mom thing. can you believe we got so lucky that she does it willingly? that child is made of gold and angels, i swear,” she said. “i’ll try. i’m almost at the point where i feel like i can stomach it and keep it down. tell my babies i love them. i miss them. tell gabby to stay out of here cause she’s not missing school for purposely catching whatever this is.”
"Shockkingly," he chucked before heading downstairs. He looked around for Ellie's pump because he knew if he forgot that one thing then he would be fucked. "Gabby stay away from your mom. You're not missing any school at all. You can't afford to miss any actually. Mason watched as she rolled her eyes, but he knew that came with having a alm teenage daughter. The eyes rolls and the sass were a given. this was punishment for having a baby at sixtee.
thisboymason:
“I know you way too well,” he chucked. “I’ll bring it up to you though and keep the kids away from you. I’ll tell Travis to keep axel a little longer. Try and eat this toast though. I have a trash can if needed but you should be fine,” he smiled softly.
“i can’t imagine having another baby right now. not only would we never get sleep, but my uterus could split open. if we have anymore, we’re waiting until the twins are at least toddlers. maybe older,” she said, pushing her bangs out of her face. “no. don’t do that. he can still come home. i’m not gonna make him stay at his dad’s just because i don’t feel good. i still have responsibilities as his mom to make sure he gets his time with me. i don’t cart the other kids off to other people when i don’t feel good, i’m not gonna do it to axel,” she said. “i can make it to the bathroom, i’ll be fine. don’t forget my pump. my boobs are turning into rocks.”
"No more kids," he chuckled. "I think I am done with having kids because my life hurts, too many kids. Mason smiled as he leaned down to kiss her cheek. "I'll grab that but please take a bite of this," he said as he placed the plate in front of her before heading downstair.
thisboymason:
“You say that now and then you would get mad with that,” he chuckled as he sat down on the bed. His hands running up and down her legs. “Youll be okay in a couple days. We have tomatoe soup and chicken. take your pick. the sprite thing though I’m not sure. If not I’m gonna have to go get some because i have a feeling you aren’t close to being done yet,” he chuckled.
“damn, call me out like that then,” she said. “chicken. tomato sounds disgusting right now. it’ll just come back up and i’ll freak out and think i’m puking up blood,” she said. “i’m not. i can feel it in my belly. it’ll be a day or two. i definitely don’t want the kids around me and them end up getting it. i’m gonna need my breast pump though, cause i can’t make it a whole day without my boobs exploding.”
"I know you way too well," he chucked. "I'll bring it up to you though and keep the kids away from you. I'll tell Travis to keep axel a little longer. Try and eat this toast though. I have a trash can if needed but you should be fine," he smiled softly.
elysiansaysthings:
“nah, you’ll be fine. gabby’s a ton of help,” she said. as she stood up, she groaned, leaning against him for stability. she’d been on the floor for so long her legs were numb. “my stomach muscles are so sore i’m surprised i still have a stomach,” she said. “i don’t think it’s possible to feel worse. but my belly says ‘feed me, seymour’.”
mason picked the girl up and smiled as he kissed her cheek. “the next couple of days you’ll just stay in bed and i’ll attempt to take care of all the kids,” he chuckled as he laid her down and handed her the toast. “just take a bit and then go from there. i’ll make you soup or something small, but you have to eat, baby.”
"You say that now and then you would get mad with that," he chuckled as he sat down on the bed. His hands running up and down her legs. "Youll be okay in a couple days. We have tomatoe soup and chicken. take your pick. the sprite thing though I'm not sure. If not I'm gonna have to go get some because i have a feeling you aren't close to being done yet," he chuckled.
elysiansaysthings:
“nah, you’ll be fine. gabby’s a ton of help,” she said. as she stood up, she groaned, leaning against him for stability. she’d been on the floor for so long her legs were numb. “my stomach muscles are so sore i’m surprised i still have a stomach,” she said. “i don’t think it’s possible to feel worse. but my belly says ‘feed me, seymour’.”
mason picked the girl up and smiled as he kissed her cheek. “the next couple of days you’ll just stay in bed and i’ll attempt to take care of all the kids,” he chuckled as he laid her down and handed her the toast. “just take a bit and then go from there. i’ll make you soup or something small, but you have to eat, baby.”
elysiansaysthings:
as soon as she was done getting sick, ellie took a sip from a water bottle to rinse her mouth out and spit it out before flushing the toilet. “yeah. i should win a grammy for it,” she muttered. she sniffled and whined as she rested her head in her hands, doing her best to keep herself from crying. “i hate this… i feel like i’m dead.”
“Well lucky for me you are not because we have way too many kids for me to take care of,” he chuckled as he sat on the floor with her and rubbed her back. “lets get you into bed though,” he said softly as he helped her her up. :i hae a piece of toast on your nightstand. see if you can eat that because you are gonna feel a whole lot worse without food.”
a stomach virus had been going around at the studio, so it was only a matter of time before it hit her. which meant if she didn’t isolate herself, it would hit everyone else. and she definitely didn’t want there to be eight people throwing up, so she opted to stay as far away from everyone else as possible. she’d been camped out in the bathroom since four in the morning and she didn’t feel any better now than she did then. she heard the bathroom door open, but she was too busy throwing up to notice who it was. @thisboymason
The last time Ellie had been sick is when she was pregnant,but there was no way she was now. It also didn’t last this long when she was so there was no way with that. Right now all mason could do was make sure she was good and the kids weren’t fighting. Thankfully Travis had Axel so it made it easier on Mason if he had to discipline. After putting the twins down as well as the other two younger ones Mason grabbed some toast and a gatorde out of the fridge before heading upstairs and into their bedroom. “Ahh the most beautiful sound,” he chuckled as he sat on the tub and rubbed her back.
text || husband 🍆💦
mason: you gottatry
ellie: i'm too scared to try, i hate throwing up
mason: we all do, but if you don'teat or drink anything we'll have to get fluids in you somehow
text || husband 🍆💦
mason: do you wanna try and eat?
ellie: i don't know. it'll just come back up
mason: you gottatry
text || husband 🍆💦
mason: you're cleaning the bathroom?
ellie: no. i'm very intimate with the bathroom. therefore i cannot leave otherwise i'll have to actually clean the bathroom and my stomach can't cope
mason: i'll put the kids down and have gabby go to her friend's house
text || husband 🍆💦
mason: uhmm sure?
ellie: i'm best friends with the bathroom, i'm calling in to parenthood. cover for me
mason: you're cleaning the bathroom?
text || husband 🍆💦
ellie: do me a favor
mason: uhmm sure?