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30s/she/they/ 18+ only/ happily taken/ read pinned

[thisdoesntmatter711]

Hi, you can call me Jess

Must have age in bio to interact, 18+ only

I like: Lego, books, Bob’s Burgers and taking nudes

Link to my OnlyFans page

Please be respectful and understand I’m a human being. I block all blank blogs and stolen porn blogs.

*I do not give permission for my content to be reposted* reblogs are appreciated!

I only respond to DMs on OnlyFans 🖤

consider a tip if you’re feeling generous 🤗 cashapp: @ jessssicaof

I consider myself a progressive and will block you if you spew any hate

[konoko]

in my horny and slut era (on the verge of mental breakdown, begging to be held and never abandoned ever again)

[thisdoesntmatter711]

I am so god damn insatiable lately

[thisdoesntmatter711]

you’re telling me it’s June tomorrow????????

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[kosmogrl]

everything is changing and maybe that’s okay

[kosmogrl]

as you get older you realise that anything that helps you stop feeling stuck is welcome even if it hurts at first

[thisdoesntmatter711]

Yesterday was for optimism. Today is for resentment.

[nocontextbobs]

[dailycatsblog]

[botan]

[thisdoesntmatter711]

Is this a safe space to say I hate when people post a video of their dog and caption it with what the dog is “saying”

[thisdoesntmatter711]

you know when you had an overwhelmingly overstimulating day and you’re rethinking your life choices while listening to Noah Kahan’s new album and crying and trying to ignore your stomach growling and filling out a work survey asking how the management team is and absolutely ripping into two of them bc it doesn’t make sense that they’re in the positions they’re in and how can people make it so far in life being absolute garbage and you’re just supposed to accept it and shrug your shoulders and move on but you physically cannot handle another second of horrible people being in positions of power? no ha ha me either

[transmonk]

I should be able to read books in one second because I need to know everything

[chillyfemme]

nonchalance turns me off so badly. give me obsession on the brink of depravity or give me nothing

[thisdoesntmatter711]

weed is getting me through life lately

[passion-of-l0vers]

i need to reorganize my entire room i need to catalog and read every book i own i need to sort every scrap of paper i need to make a list of every one i’ve ever met with their contact information and every memory i have with them i need to keep up with the unrelenting flow of time before i lose something sacred and dear to me

[absurdlogic]

love is stored in the kitty cat

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