EverythingOutOfContext

Janae. 19. F. Aspiring comedienne (Not really) I'm just a foul mouthed, cynical asshole. [All Original Material Based Off Real-Life Conversations. Unless Otherwise Specified]

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I'm Home!

Thanksgiving was great~ but I am definitely happy to be back at Smith.

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So I am just about ready to go back to Smith now!

Yeah….

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I had a crush on David Bowie when I was a teenager :D

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What a gorgeous man.

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Just finished eating thanksgiving dinner with my family and friends. Let the food coma commence.

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Whoa! If this isn't awesome, then I don't know what is.

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"…I was like 14 walking around thinking about what the word 'pussy' meant. I would be all like--What is this stuff that rappers love so much?"

Megan Hearst

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At The Dinner Table

Person: "You're from Providence? I'm from Cranston man, what school did you go to?"

Me: "E-Cubed Academy."

Person: "OH, Where is that?"

Me: "Oh I don't… I don't really know."

How did I ever get accepted to any college? I can't even tell you the location of my high school, in a state that everyone forgets about and is the size of a bugger on a map.

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Professor:”So I went to chase duckett for dinner—”

Students: “It’s called chuckett”

Proffesor: “Is that what they call it, chuckett? Well, yeah hah. That’s what the food looked like.”

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This will always be a relevant statement at Smith College!

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Megan: "…Because of the cold and the winter I get really slow."

Chloe: "Are you a lizard?"

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My life is ruined, kind of...

Now that I am an adult, everything from my childhood sucks and nothing is as glorious as I once thought, including Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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"All Lil Wayne does is rap like a frog and scream EHHHHH!!!"

Megan Hearst

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Well who didn't see that coming?

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y u hatin

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WTFUUUUCK!

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Buster, you are so right!

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The fellas in the Cuckoo’s Nest. Martini (Danny DeVito) is my personal favorite.

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