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colkinom sideblog, get your awful awful colkinom headcanons here folks, two for the price of

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Shady Government Agency: We've kidnapped your son

Jonah Gordonson: I don't have a son

Shady Government Agency: Then who just made us untie and re-tie him for 30 minutes until we got the knots perfectly symmetrical

Jonah Gordonson: Oh my god they have Chaos Master

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If, gun to my head, I had to kin a Colkinom character,

it’d be Sarky

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your irregularly-scheduled DTK update! (sorry about the updates being so… far-between, it’s probably hard to keep track of the plot this way… i’ll try to be speedier about it, but bunny is taking up most of my creative time.)

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A note:

I’ve been working on DTK pages, and I have enough for an update, but I don’t want to post them then have another months-long gap.

So I’m going to build up a buffer - just like the one I have for B:GJ! - and try to draw every page to the end of DTK. Then I’ll post them in regular 5-page batches.

The end of DTK is drawing near, but won’t be for a while; read up and I’ll alert you all when the next update will occur!

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And he descended from the heavens in a pillar of light, and thus he spoke the immortal words:

Banze is Ball

Checkmate SJWs

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Doctors Who’ve Worked With Komodo Ranked Most-Least Likely To Have a Fursona

1. LaPinsky (Her mainsona is a skvader but she has like 8 others)

2. Glacier (not by choice; LaPinsky assigned her a wolfsona and she couldn’t refuse)

3. Rupert (Won’t admit it)

4. Bloxham (Has a fursona just to psych out Komodo)

5. Spindle (would dress up as a neon-coloured sparkledog on live TV if it helped him teach the children about science)

6. Periwinkle (considered the idea of a sharksona/krakensona briefly)

7. Komodo himself (drew himself as a scalie once)

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treade blinton gay icon

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i think i posted this highly iconic meme on my twitter but never here, so please, obseeerve

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good tier: if a werewolf’s one true love says their name, they’ll turn human again, so during Loch’s stint with lycanthropy in the ‘90s, Keye helped turn him back with the power of love

AWESOME tier: if a werewolf is presented with their human clothing they’ll turn human again, so during Loch’s stint with lycanthropy in the ‘90s, Keye chased him around the moors of Coimhead with a t-shirt cannon loaded with his clothing to turn him back

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most to least functional and/or healthy twin duos in colkinom

Quinn and Coughlin Quickley (cherish and respect each other)

Tybalt and Cassandra Cobra (they sometimes argue but give each other space)

Percival and Priscilla Large (very close but maybe too close; when they grow up and one wants independence of the other an issue may arise)

Pete and Percy Porkins (they kinda exist seperately and Pete doesn’t know Percy exists but, like, they aren’t on bad terms)

Wilma and Wes O’Culus (god, Wes resents Wilma, and god, Wilma is insensitive)

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hey look at my new colkinom character she’s really good

she’s a feared poker champion and a true neutral GF of great proportions

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this is currently Hunter Sheepleigh’s only ‘‘‘canon’‘‘ (and it’s DTK so i use that term loosely) appearance and it is literally so valid

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quality swaglore (swaglord lore) courtesy of @ggbrothegamer:

swaglord has a Drunken Swordsman in the Repulsion Zone and the ‘door’ is inside the mouth of the Repulsion Wyvern

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today on, rhiannon realises very obvious things way too late:

abigail being in the inexplicablum explains how she fights so well in the sparring scene

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your irregularly-scheduled DTK update! (sorry about the updates being so... far-between, it’s probably hard to keep track of the plot this way... i’ll try to be speedier about it, but bunny is taking up most of my creative time.)