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date a girl who smiles when you choke her
âSweet sex is nice, but getting spanked, choked & fucked hard is even nicer.â
âGood girls get cuddled. Bad girls get spanked... then cuddled.â
â Just so weâre clear.. Iâd really like to fuck you.â
âStop biting your lip and start biting mine.â
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Eating pussy for dummies
A lot of my female friends and ex partners express that most men suck at eating pussy. Men donât suck at it because we donât like it but because itâs really fucking hard and a lot of women wonât tell you how they want it. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so itâs time someone broke it down Like this to help my fellow man.
The secret to giving good head is to read the signs!! Think of eating the puss as your way of saying, âalthough I am about to rock your insides, hereâs a little intimate treat session to show you how I really feel.â
1st Donât go down unless youâre ready to eat like a pig at the trough. Do this and a lot of stupid mistakes get forgiven.
2nd A dry pussy is an unhappy pussy. If sheâs dry, go back to the kissing and hugging for awhile. Just make sure you actually dip your finger between the lips. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the labia and a little coaxing is all thatâs needed to get the honey dripping.
Important: Donât play your trump card too soon by putting your fingers all the way inside. This can detract from the upcoming penetration and kill the tease factor. Try to remember that a lot of a womanâs pleasure is about yearning. Poking it in too soon is BAD!
Now the good stuff:
Start by kissing her boobs and stomach and slowly working your way down. Donât get carried away with the tits, though. Thatâs something you should have taken care of before the pants even came off. Right now itâs all about the stomach and inner thighs. A little bit of gentle biting is good, but a sure winner is to start at the knee and move towards the pussy in a slow, shark-like swoop. Nibble your way right up to the edge of her pussy, then skip across it and head for the other knee. Repeat. Doing this a few times will get her really hot and bothered. By now she should be dying for you to make your move. If youâre doing it right, sheâll be moaning and trying to fuck your head between her legs. Stretch this phase out until she looks like sheâs been holding her breath for three days.
Extra trick: Hover over the pussy for about five seconds before the first lick. If you wait longer than that, she might think youâre having second thoughts because it smells bad. We arent trying to kill the mood guys just build up that last bit of longing to set her over the edge.
Next: THE GRAND ENTRANCE! Do your first lick super slow. Itâs good to groan and moan too. It shows youâre digging it while sending microscopic audiophonic vibrations right up her snapper. Start just above the anus and take it all the way to the clit. Do about a dozen of these âSt. Bernard licksâ before moving on (take it really slow, like four seconds per lick). This is a good time to figure out what kind of clit she has. If itâs real sensitive sheâll probably convulse as you pass over it and that means youâre probably in for an easy ride. If thereâs no reaction when you graze over her clit, she probably has one of those nerveless little pea clits and youâre in for a thirty-minute session of tongue action. Remeber guys eating pussy is so gentle it can make you feel like itâs not working sometimes. If youâre getting tired of being ballerina boy, take it out on the clit. Figure out how much abuse it can take without making her uncomfortable and show the little bastard whoâs boss. After all, Mr. Elusive is precisely what makes eating pussy so difficult. Heâs surrounded by labia and, even after you find him, all the pressure can pop him over to the side. When you push down on the clit heâs the only one that canât be squished. Once your tongue troopers finds him, call for reinf***ements. Use your lips to get hers out of the way and focus all your attention into getting him alone. Once you find him, give him a bit of a hard time for trying to hide from you. Frisk him and give him a couple of whacks across the head. More on this punk and his bad attitude later.
Extra important tip: The best way to stimulate the clit is to run your entire tongue over it after you isolate it from the lips. The man in the boat should feel the texture of the entire tongue pushing down on his body and his boat. Clits come in all shapes, sizes and sensitivities, but that doesnât really tell you much. All of them want to be treated slow and soft at the beginning but the only way to tell if you can go fast at the end is by reading her reactions. This is impossible to teach but just do the best you can. All i can tell you is convulsing means take it ease and âOh my Godâ means bring it on.
Back to the action: Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner. Separate him from his buddies (the lips) and suck him right up into your mouth. Now heâs on your turf. Keep him erect by creating an air-tight vacuum chamber in your mouth. Slap the little bugger upside the head with one big tongue bonk. Heâs not going to tell you shit because heâs a clit and he has no idea what youâre talking about, but kick his ass anyway. After a few teasers and swirling circles, rat-a-tat-tat him senseless like a boxer whacking a speed bag. If she starts freaking out like itâs too much, ease up on the interrogation and go back to the St. Bernard licks. The vacuum is a great way to bring her to orgasm, but itâs a bit much sometimes, so mix things up with some circles around the clit and some tongue fucking. As youâre closing in for the kill, go back to the vacuum and give the suspect a relentless head smacking. Up-and-downies are usually the most effective, but your tongue will get less tired if you throw in a few side-to-sides. When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. DO NOT BE CREATIVE. Youâre almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics. Any inconsistent action may throw her off, killing the mood or at least setting you back a few minutes, which is bad for morale.
Important: Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Remember, it isnât over until the hands come down from above and lay you off. If sheâs multi-orgasmic youâll have to keep going until youâve done the whole routine another four or five times. If youâre not sure what to do, just keep giving her shit until the magic hands come down to pull you off.
Ps: Im a student of life so if any ladies have some tips to add please feel free to drop a note.
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LOVE YOURSELF
- Always keep sweats, comfy shoes, makeup wipes, condoms, gum, a phone charger, a hair brush, and taxi fare in your purse/car.
- Wipe front to back
- Donât use body washes or scrubs when cleaning your downstairs area. A little water goes a long way. Make sure to wash all around the vulva and gently get around your clitoris. USING YOUR FINGERS TO WASH IS BEST. Your vagina and vulva have natural bacteria and oils that are disrupted if you use soaps and sprays/ if you wash too harshly or excessively. They are delicate little things.
- SOAPS ALSO CAUSE VAGINAL DRYNESS
- DO NOT USE DOUCHES ever ever ever!!!
- Always pee after sex to prevent UTIs
- Coconut oil can be used for just about anything: shaving cream, moisturizer, lip balm, deep conditioner, cooking, insect repellent, makeup remover.. the list goes on. Get unrefined virgin coconut oil and youâll smell and feel great. A little goes a long way so donât over do it.
- EXFOLIATE at least once a week. You can buy an exfoliator at any drug store but I like to make my own but DO NOT use on your lady bits.
***1/2c coffee grinds, 2-3tbsp coconut oil, sea salt
***1 1/4c white sugar, 1/2c olive oil, 3tbsp lemon juice (good for legs, DONâT USE ON FACE OR VAGINA)
- DONâT EVER use sugar on, in, or around your vagina and try to avoid using brown sugar or hard scrubs on your face
- You can experiment a lot with your bath water and different things you can put in it. I just found some really great recipes for detox baths:
***1c ground up oatmeal, 1c epsom salts, 2tbsp lavender buds.. Mix all the ingredients and add 2-3 spoonfuls to your bath water
***1c epsom salts, ½ baking soda, 10 drops of essential oils
***1-2c milk, ½ pure honey
***Add 6-10 green tea bags to your bath water
- Essential oils in a bath are greatâŚ. Just some examples and benefits: Lavender is calming, Grapefruit is energizing, Peppermint helps with fatigue, Chamomile and Rosemary help with headaches and are also calming.
- YONI OIL by Goddess Body is amazing. It helps restore the balance of your yoni aka vagina and it is also antibacterial!!! Be careful if youâre buying from a different brand because different brands have different mixtures and some arenât very good for you.
- THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!!!!! Oils and oil based products break down the material in condoms which causes breaks or tears!!!!! If you plan on gettin some please do not put oils around your vagina for your own safety!!!!!!
- Face masks are great for skin health and relaxation. Some of my favourite recipes are:
***1 banana and 1tbsp honey
***Plain yogurt
***1tbsp honey and 1/2tsp each of cinnamon and nutmeg (doubles as a sweetener for Chai tea)
- Shave downward or diagonally when shaving your bikini line. USE MENSâ RAZORS. Pat dry with a cold face cloth immediately after shaving to close pores and use a non-scented lotion to prevent irritation and razor bumps.
- If you have crusty ass feet exfoliate them in the bath, pat dry then use Burtâs Bees Coconut Foot Cream and put on socks right after. If theyâre really bad, put this cream on before bed and sleep with socks on. This is especially good during cold weather.
- Make sure to moisturize every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- When washing your hair; shampoo your roots and condition your tips.
- Donât go to bed with you hair wet. Rub coconut oil into your scalp and brush it out before bed, wash in the morning.
- Massage your scalp with aloe vera for at least 30 seconds before you go to bed/ before you wash your hair to promote hair growth.Â
- The more you touch and pick at acne the more oily your face will get.
- Dilute 1tsp of apple cider vinegar in 1c of water for a natural facial toner.
- Try to reduce your sugar intake to prevent acne and yeast infections.
- Cranberry juice works better than pineapple juice. Drink lots of this and AT LEAST 2L of water a day to keep your body healthy.
- Green/ Black tea, fruits, veggies, yogurt, and WATER all support good vaginal health and just overall body health.
-Â KALE IS A GOD SEND. It tastes better than spinach and you can put it in a smoothie, mix it in with your salad, bake and season it for kale chips, or just eat it as is. Itâs extremely high in iron which is good if youâre anemic and get light-headed/dizzy during your time of the month.Â
- Eating healthy promotes good mental health as well as physical health so keep your brain healthy too!!
If youâre needing a day to yourself, run a bath and add 1 cup of apple cider vinegar. Get a face cloth and wash yourself all over just with the bath water, especially your bizness. Apple Cider vinegar helps to restore your pH balance to keep you fresh and clean. Shave with coconut oil, exfoliate, then shave again to get all the dead skin off your legs. Scrub the dead skin off your feet and knees and elbows. Empty and rinse the tub and fill it back up with some oils or bath mixes of your choosing. Make yourself a tea or have some water near the tub. Put on a face mask and play some music or read a book or watch a show on Netflix and relax until the water is warm. Drain the water and rinse off quickly with cool water to get all the toxins and oils off your body. As soon as you get out, pat dry and lotion yourself, put on socks or slippers to keep your feet clean and then get into comfy clothes. Wear cotton underwear if you have them because they help get air to your bizzness.Â
Hoe Tips
Okay so these are tips that can make a hoes life so much easier. Enjoy đđ
1. Throw away any shaving cream use coconut butter or oil to shave, than apply oil after you dry off. BAM. NO STUBBLE. NO BURN. ITâS THE SHIT.
2. Donât use shaving cream or coconut butter for your coochie. Use Johnsonâs baby oil instead. Youâll have no razor burn.
3. There isnât anything wrong with your natural coochie smell, but if you want to taste sweet eat cranberries or pineapple. SHIT WORKS.
4. Stretch marks on inner thighs? Use Vaseline and coconut oil over night EVERY NIGHT to get rid of them.
5. Menâs razors >>> womens razors. Cheaper, closer shave and cleaner.
6. Pee after sex. Itâll help prevent any UTIs. Donât hold it in. UPDATE: Iâve changed it now, but this used to say pee to stop STIs, that is INCORRECT, and the only thing to stop STIs is a condom. Thank you to @infinitelaughing for correcting me!
7. Carry your own condoms. Youâre a strong independent hoe and carry your Trojans proud.
8. If youâre braking out buy tea tree oil.
9. KAT VON D LIQUID LIPSTICKS ARE BLOWJOB PROOF. IT WILL NOT COME OFF. PLUS ITâS MATTE.
10. Matte makeup (foundation, lipstick, eyeliner) all lasts better against sheets for sex.
11. Want longer nails to scratch with? GARLIC ON NAIL BEDS. COCONUT OIL ON CUTICLES. GROW BITCHES GROW.
12. To make eyebrows fuller put on coconut oil before bed.
13. Add ½ cup of apple cider vinegar to your bath. Itâll reset the balance of your coochieâs PH. Youâll feel and smell r8 8/8
14. Run a hot bath. Favourite bubble bath. Soak. EXFOLIATE. When you get out put coconut oil all over your body.
15. Honey + white sugar - lip scrub Coconut oil + brown sugar - body exfoliator
16. Dry feet are nasty af. Soak feet in hot water for 10 minutes before using a pumice stone to get rid of dead skin.
17. For extra soft feet, do above and put on heavy duty lotion, socks and sleep.
18. To hide a hickey. Green concealer all over, foundation and powder. GONE.
19. To remove blackheads use charcoal based soap. And use natural beaded exfoliants
20. If you want your coochie to be BABY SOFT get yoni oil. Shit is magical.
21. If your hair is feeling lifeless massage coconut oil in every night + put in a bun. Wash out in the morning.
22. Put your undies in three categories. 1. Iâm getting fucked tonight 2. I could be spontaneously fucked. 3. Getting none today
23. On the days leading up to and after your period use a pad on your fav undies to stop staining.
24. Eyebrows can be on fleek fucking in a forest. Get Anastasia dipbrow pomade. Lifesaver.
25. 6-10 green tea bags in a bath will help energise skin and refresh. Skin will glow and be soft.
26. If youâre about to get dicked down DONâT wear cotton undies. It will trap lint in the crevice of your thighs.
27. Chlorasceptic throat numbing medication helps with deep throating.
28. DRINK WATER. clichĂŠ af but keep coochie smelling good and brightens skin.
29. Lemon juice and baking soda will remove any cum stains from clothes. I got you đ
30. Itâs your body. Donât fucking listen to anyone
31. Shave your coochie under water
32. Put baby oil in your bath - baby soft duck yeah
33. Have a special coochie cleaning day. Youâll not regret it
Eat her pussy and support all her goals and dreams.