will die on the hill of “dead dove: do not eat” DOES NOT MEAN “there are various unspecified things in here that might disturb you, so be warned”
it means “i know the contents of this bag (a dead dove) may be upsetting, so i have labeled the outside very clearly with what is inside (a dead dove), and if you look inside, you should not be surprised to find a dead dove, because that’s what the label very explicitly says is inside the bag”
i realize this is a losing battle because enough people have made it mean the other thing as to make the tag totally useless, but seeing people argue over what it should mean gives me a headache because it literally could not be clearer
Day six of Kinktober! Frozendebt (itrapped x Mafioso)
Bath/ shower
Mafioso was sat at home alone without his boyfriend, it's later than Mafioso would prefer itrapped to be home. But he's never usually this late so Mafioso new something was up but the door swong open right as he was about to get up to track the hacker down.
"Itrapped honey? Is that you?" Mafioso tryed to hide his slight agitation and worried nature, yet all he got was a "hm." In response.
Mafioso immediately knew something was up and followed itrapped, the colder man immediately went into the bathroom so Mafioso followed, itrapped must not have known because he turned around now fully nude surprised.
"OH! GET OUT YOU PERVERT!" itrapped screamed trying to cover up.
"Haha relax honey bun! What's got you wound up today? Something go wrong with your little gadgets and code?" Mafioso immediately calmed the situation, noticing how itrappeds shoulders twitched seeming awfully tense.
"Someone stole my code again and it's completely missing! And no I don't want to write it all again! It takes so long just for me to write the first time and I'm not writing it out again but I'll get shitted on if I take shortcuts!" Mafioso took itrapped into a tight squeezing bear hug like he would always do when his lover came back aggressive and clearly mad.
"Let's get you a bath okay? Release all that stress from work." Mafioso lightly squeezed itrappeds shoulders. Itrapped sighed and relaxed while Mafioso made the bath.
Mafioso ran warm water, itrappeds favorite bath salt and some bubbles from itrappeds body wash.
"My thank you baby." Itrapped sunk into the salty water and bubbles immediately relaxing in the tub. Itrapped closed his eyes and Mafioso got naked sinking into the warm water as well.
"Hey. You could have said you wanted to join." Mafioso smirked and buryed his head into itrappeds shoulder.
"I'll bathe you don't worry, just relax." That made itrapped smile as he lays back onto Mafioso's chest. Mafioso soaped up his hands with shampoo and rubbed it into itrappeds scalp making itrapped sigh with pleasure.
"Close your eyes." Itrapped smirked and closed his eyes as Mafioso took the showerhead to itrappeds scalp. Warm water driped down his back and face washing away the suds. Then lathering his hands with conditioner and massage went into the ends of itrappeds hair.
"I love your yellow hair honey." Mafioso commented.
"Really?" Itrapped questioned.
Mafioso hummed happy.
"Of course I love everything about you."
This made itrapped blush and smile, making a small comment that Mafioso is "too sweet".
After a while of Mafioso washing itrapped he turned around. Crawling almost on top of Mafioso.
"I think we could make this more fun hm?"
Itrapped lowered his voice underlining the seductive nature.
"Oh? And what would that be hm?" Mafioso challenged itrapped, know that itrapped would always get what he wanted. Itrapped straddled Mafioso puting himself onto the other man.
"You look so handsome Mafi." Itrapped commented.
"Thank you sweetheart." Itrapped brang his mouth onto Mafioso's and slithered his tongue into Mafioso mouth, Mafioso slurped and expolored in itrappeds mouth making him whine.
"Mafi?" Itrapped whispered onto Mafioso's mouth.
"Yes babe?" Mafioso whispered back.
"Let's take this to another level okay? I need more than a bath."
Itrapped mounted Mafioso and rubbed his cunt onto Mafioso's cock taking it inside of itrapped.
"Nice and steady okay?" Mafioso asked, he got a nod in reply, riding Mafioso up and down slowly, Mafioso was already hard.
Mafioso was getting needy from the rhythm precum dripping out into itrappeds pussy.
"Baby I'm about to cum."
"Already?" Itrapped mocked
Mafioso rolled his eyes and wrapped his arms and hands around itrapped waist thrusting into him harder.
Itrapped came first himself then Mafioso, Mafioso washed itrapped up in a form of comfort and relief for itrapped.
Once itrapped was all dry Mafioso carried him up to the bedroom laying him on the bed.
The day was finally over for 7n7 and he's exhausted, I mean no one told him that a coding was going to be such a hard major! It's fine. He gets to hang out with his best friend anyway because they got lucky enough to share a dorm. But when he got in noli was nowhere to be found, not in the bathroom, Not in the living room but the light was on in his bedroom. 7n7 decided to take a peek and lo and behold. There was his roommate laying on his bed dead asleep. He probably skipped his last class or whatever meh 7n7 didn't care. But he found it a little weird that noli it was in his room and not his own. 7n7 walks over to his bed and pokes the snoring noli on his bed.
"Yo, wake up, wake up, WAKE UP!"
Noli jerked awake. Making a snort sound as he shot up.
"HUH WHAT?!"
7n7 couldn't help but laugh at his best friendss behavior.
"You fell asleep in my bed doofus! The look on your face!" 7n7 wipes away fake tears as noli raises a eyebrow, clearly not impressed with 7n7. All of a sudden noli smirks and pulls 7n7 into his lap, shoving 7n7 right into his stomach and putting a leg in-between 7n7s crotch smirking mischievously.
"Oh how the turns have tabled!" Noli smirked but 7n7 laughed.
"Isn't it how the tables have turned? What book are you reading? Loser!"
Noli rolled his eyes and threads hand through 7n7s hair. 7n7s eyes widens only after a while he puts his head fully on nolis stomach.
Noli saw this as a win, for whatever reason (we all know why) he felt proud of himself letting his body relax and almost drift back into sleep.
Noli was in the in-between state of asleep and awake when he felt something humping his leg. The feeling made noli open an eye only to find his best friend humping his leg like some pathetic dog.
"Dude what the fuck?"
"What?!" 7n7 snapped back.
"Your fucking humping my leg dude?"
7n7 froze not realizing his actions. He flushed.
"I didn't tell you to stop dude." Noli teased not thinking 7n7 would go on. But 7n7 did, humping nolis leg softly rubbing his hard cock against nolis shin, 7n7 whimpered softly and took heavy shaky breath.
"Thank you noli, I've been stressed lately and i-" noli put a finger in 7n7s mouth to shut him up. Noli pulled the man closer to put his humps onto his thigh giving noli pleasure as well.
"Don't apologize this feels so fucking good." Noli smiles and removed the finger from 7n7s mouth slowly, 7n7 continued his menstruations faster this time rubbing himself off faster on noli making himself whimper and moan, noli kept rubbing 7n7s head giving support and praise to the other man. 7n7 could feel it, himself getting more sensitive, leaking more precum, and feeling his balls tighten.
7n7 came streaking hot cum all over his underwear making 7n7s breath catch in his throat, noli continued to give support softly rubbing 7n7s back and head holding him close.
The round had just started and Noob felt different, more anxiety ridden, like the creeping feelings like something was wrong. They had spawned in all by themselves and the map was of course plant Voss Noobs lest favorite map that was easiest to get lost in to them. The air smelt like morning dew and wet grass, they walked around on the pathways trying to find anyone because being in a group is better than alone right? Noob walked around the entire map and found no one, only unfinished generators. They found one hidden by the stone walls and crouched down and fixed it up as much as they could. For the first time in this round they heard something, but it wasn't chatter, screams or whimpers, they heard a loud growl that sounds like it's getting closer the more they listen. They try to move but the second they lifted their feet from the ground the grass and leaves gives them away. Whatever is on the other side of the wall stops and slowly makes its way over to noob.
The killer is standing face to face with noob but it almost looks like... A dog? Sure If you take away the horns and the overall well demon likeness then it kind of looks like a puppy. A really demon looking puppy, In fact, its tail is wagging at noob
"Are you lost little guy?" Noob can't help but ask being kind is in their nature after all. But the only response they get is a growl.
"Um, your not going to kill me right?" Noob smiles sheepishly they get no response but they get picked up by a huge red claw
"AH! PUT ME DOWN!" But the monster didn't budge, but the closer they noticed the hat on top of the monters, it was familiar to noob but they didn't think so much of it.
The monster growled and wrapped their tail around noobs foot, snaking it's claw down their pants and feeling the texture of noobs underwear. The soft cloth made the monster purr softly rubbing their clit through their underwear.
"Ngh oh fuck what- what are you doing?" Noob whimpered and covered their mouth to not let out any more sounds but the monster didn't like that and grabbed noobs hands and put them aside. The monster kept rubbing noobs clit making them whimper and gasp
"Fuck I'm- I'm going to cum~" Noob managed to breathe out in a husky whisper but the monster clearly didn't like that and immediately took their hand of his clit making noob jerk and twitch, that made noob realize that they where getting edged.
"No no please I'm sorry! Let me cum! Please I'm begging you!"
The monster rolled it's eyes and Noobs pathetic behavior continuing to rub their clit
"Yes! Thank you! Thank you ohhh~!" But the monster has no intention of letting Noob cum at all. The monster rubbed and rubbed then stopped, relieving all the tension, it knew what it was doing to noob and it loved it.
The round ending teleporting Noob to the table and chair for all the survivors, it was only noob, shedletsky and two time, they both stared at noob looking at their disheveled appearance and flush cheeks.
1x wasn't the person you would think would be engaged to a literal angel such a Elliot but here we are, the god of hates legs wrapped around Elliots cock buried deep inside Elliots ass. Softly toying with his T-dick slowly because they know it's sensitive and makes Elliot feel like jellow in their knees while needing their breasts slowly.
"Baby? Dear?" Elliot said breathless.
"Yes angel?" 1x tryed their hardest not to sound as turned on as they really are.
"I'm so close 1x, I'm going to cum." Elliot really was breathless and sensitive, 1x by inplulse rolled their hands over Elliots small length then grabbed his hips with their claws and started to thrust and push all the way in and out of the smaller man. 1x new this would make the other twitch and wiggle around a bit so they made sure to lock them in their grip tight. Elliot came, Elliots ass tightened around 1xs cock as they came making it feel like heaven.
Elliot closed his eyes and took deeb breaths and 1x slowly pulled out. 1x noticed Elliot relaxing and slowly rubbed Elliots back.
"Need anything? Coffee? Tea? A snack? I'll order and pay." 1x spoke leaving no room for debate. Elliot smiled.
"Some tea would be nice."
1x was immediately on it, standing up and brewing Elliots favorite tea, when they came back Elliot was sitting up about to put on their favorite show. 1x slowly handed the warm tea to Elliot.
"Careful it's warm, sugar, honey just how you like it."
"Thank you baby" Elliot purred. 1x gave a grumble of a reply and let Elliot lay on their chest as they watched the film. Elliot didn't watch the film but quickly got took by slumber and smushed his face in the gods shoulder putting a leg over their hips and arms around their neck and waist as they slept, 1x rubbed their back as the movie played and the tea got cold.
Chance was tired, they hated how much they longed for touch, since it's been so long without a partner or companion. After the daily round they slumped all the way up the stairs and into their room and let their body fall onto their bed. On their bed was a long pillow that served as a body pillow, two pillows for their head and a hand made plushie of themselves. Chance wrapped their body around the pillow, legs wrapped tightly and arms aswell.
Slowly they started to idlely hump the pillow, right on their cock, rubbing it up and dragging it down against their pants. They rub up and down until their cock turns numb then side to side relaxing the pressure until it builds up once more, rocking their hips. Chance needed to get their pants of but they didn't want the pleasure to stop but they know it would feel better.
Reluctantly they un did the button and slipped their pants all the way down. The touch on their boxers felt heavenly rubbing touch everything made them jump and whine. Just the small satisfaction of a rub makes them drool.
"Hmph fuck I'm going to cum already!" They whimper feeling somewhat pathetic because of how easy they where going to cum without touching their own dick, they felt their boxers become wet with just a few humps.
"Fuckk." They whine, burying their face in the pillows to quiet their moans. But to no prevail they came, hard ropes of hot cum steamed into his boxers, just for a second they needed to stay there, burying their face in the pillow and whimpering words and names softly. They slowly took of their boxers and looked at the ropes of seman soaking into their own boxers, they take a paper towel and clean up, throwing it to their hamper keeping their body wrapped around their pillow fully naked laying their head and drifting off to a faint slumber.
Telamon was exhausted out of his mind, tired from demands and requests that prove to be difficult. He desperately needed a break as soon as possible and if he didn't get one he might just go mental. Telamon twitched at the sound of someones voice.
"Telamon?" He relaxed, it was only builderman even if it's his friend it doesn't mean he's not going to get pestered.
"Yes builderman? Do you need something?" He replied trying not to sound that pissed off.
"Actually about that yes, the pathway between work at a pizza place and main crashed and you made it so the pathways can only be fixed by you, so if you don't mind." Builderman replied. Twitch, telamon eyebrow twitched uncontrollably and so did his eyes
"Whoah. Over worked buddy?" Buildermans voice softened clearly worried about his friend telmon nods and rubs his temple trying anything to soothe his on going headache.
"I may have an idea to help."
"Are you sure this is professional?" Telamon chirps but the slight worry in his voice shines through. Builderman shifts under telamon, his legs tightly around his waist and bulge evidently presses against telamon stomach.
"Of course this is professional! I'm helping you stress relief!" He says with a smile bright but telamon could see buildermans smile turn into a smirk. Telamon slowly raps his wings around buildermans back pressing him harder into himself.
"Careful you might make me think this is more than stress relief." Telamon purrs making builderman smile as he traces patterns on telamons crotch witch careful precision and dedication, not soon after he trailed his hand to the zipper and slowly teased it down making telamon squirm.
"Tease." He barks. Builderman just smiles and undoes the button, wiggling the pants down slowly exposing his thighs to the cool air and his rubber duck boxers? Builderman smirks and looks at telamon.
"Ah! With bubbles might I add!" Telamon added making builderman chuckle loudly and continue to idlely outline the patterns of the ducks and bubbles on telamon underwear. Telamon whimpered and sighed muttering something under his breath like "be careful".
Builderman slowly tugged telamons underwear off, letting his wood jump out of his underwear.
"Fucking Christ it's something." Builderman remarks at his godly cock. Standing 7 feet tall and half a foot in thickness
"Do you think I can even suck this dude?" Builderman remarks. Telamon smiles.
"You can try!" Builderman nods reluctantly. Wrapping his lips around the length he starts to realize how big telemons dick is.
Telemons eyes rolls back slowly.
"Fuckkkk, your so good at this."
Builderman looks up at him and continues to suck slowly, letting his spit get all along telamons member, not scared to let the slurping sounds fill the room and the air of his bedroom. It's as if telamon grew harder as builderman sucked. Rubbing his tongue on the tip and sucking it down this made telamon almost scream in pleasure.
"Damm builder... Can I?" Telamon hand went to buildermans head, he got a nod in response from buildeeman. With that nod telamon grabbed buildermans hair not ripping but forcefully tugging his head up and down his own member.
"Baby... Jeez fuck." Was all telamon could mumble out but builderman knew it meant that telemon was close. Out of instinct builderman went faster, teasing his tip with the back of his throat, that was the final straw telamon moaned at the top of his lungs and came down buildermans throat making builderman swallow the creamy liquid.
Coming down from their high builderman sat up looking at telamon.
Itrapped and spade (chances rabbit) 100% sfw but angst
"What the fuck are you looking at?" Itrapped snarled, the fat rabbit squeaked and adjusted itself In the corner of itrappeds bookshelf the only space it found desirable to sit in. Itrapped hated spade with all his heart but couldn't bear to get rid of the stupid fat rabbit, sure itrapped got almost all of chances money but the only thing physical was a shirt he left and spade, chances mother gave it to itrapped, crying and choking on her own tears while she gave the rabbit some final pets and kisses before handing it off to him. The gluttonous creature hated itrapped, would kick its hind legs at him and stare when he walked by, almost like the rabbit was a witness to his sins against chance. "Don't stare at me like that, you know nothing about me." Itrapped barked at the rabbit, for no reason, It squeaked and started to fluff its ears and quiver. In that moment itrapped felt guilty, for the first time, spade was just a rabbit, but that rabbit almost looked like him, sometimes acted like him in a sick way the rabbit was torturing him not letting him sleep because some part of chance was around at all times, and those disgusting golden ish eyes, a trait spade and chance shared make itrapped want to puke for hours. It was nothing in reality and itrapped new that. The shirt chance had carelessly left at itrappeds house was always folded neatly on his bedside, itrapped never had the guts to wear it, yet the small interaction with the bunny made him want too. The shirt was gray and was a cheap fabric but chance loved the shirt as it was his favorite bands shirt, he wore it all the time. The second the shirt was on itrappeds body the overwhelming scent of cologne, alcohol and cigarettes almost killed him where he stood. Immediately spades ears and body perked up, the rabbit sniffed the air, itrapped laid on his bed and stared at the ceiling, the fat rabbit had managed to jump onto itrappeds bed, and waddled over to itrapped. He sat up and the rabbit flopped onto itrappeds lap legs sprawled out in a comfortable way, the black mass of fluff dug its nose into the shirt and closed its eyes. Itrapped couldn't take it, he scooped the rabbit up and onto his chest, silently sobbing into its fur, he was exhausted, exhausted of the rabbit, chance and the lonely feeling of missing him. Itrapped fell asleep that night with the rabbit on his chest and tear stains down his cheeks. Maybe the rabbit isn't so bad...
Little did he know that rabbit fucking dies a week later bc it's fat and old lolz yes go back into depression itrapped
