Cinders and Ashes

•blog made just to be funny• Reminder that in this blog Thomas is not meant to act like his cannon self/know half of franchise's later stuff tl;dr this is a rp vhs!monster* Thomas. related to ayo!verse by Miko-the-Fox. expect weirdness ;]

[thomasthetankengine-1]

whoever tf sent me sneezing powder i will find you and kill you.

[gwr8montague]

Probably @thomas-01-ffarquhar.

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

I knew sending that by road would be a mistake 🫪

If it's of any consolation I meant that for Diesel :]

annnd totally not because I miss placed a number on the multiverse post code wdym

[gwr8montague]

You shouldn't send sneezing powder to anyone, Thomas.

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

You're not my driver, you can't tell me what to do!

[gwr8montague]

No, but I can tell him what you did.

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

Do it if you can, he lives in another dimension with mo internet yet ;p

[thomasthetankengine-1]

whoever tf sent me sneezing powder i will find you and kill you.

[gwr8montague]

Probably @thomas-01-ffarquhar.

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

I knew sending that by road would be a mistake 🫪

If it's of any consolation I meant that for Diesel :]

annnd totally not because I miss placed a number on the multiverse post code wdym

[gwr8montague]

You shouldn't send sneezing powder to anyone, Thomas.

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

You're not my driver, you can't tell me what to do!

[thomasthetankengine-1]

whoever tf sent me sneezing powder i will find you and kill you.

[gwr8montague]

Probably @thomas-01-ffarquhar.

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

I knew sending that by road would be a mistake 🫪

If it's of any consolation I meant that for Diesel :]

annnd totally not because I miss placed a number on the multiverse post code wdym

[subbyflip]

Re-blog if you are soft and like to be cuddled

[locallichflayer]

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Heyy Donnie.

If driver's counting is right, congrats for being 5-ish months free of enginenapp!

What a shammeee

× TDB

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...och tommy-boy i've some terrible terrible news

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

Damn it Donald, we had a cake and everything

[locallichflayer]

Blame th iron twins, nae me! I didnae wan tae be dolled up liek a siùrsach an' end up in a brawl aginst me own friends!

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

Again? Damn, guess we gotta blow 'em up now

[locallichflayer]

dinnae worry about it we sent their employers tae hell

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

[locallichflayer]

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Heyy Donnie.

If driver's counting is right, congrats for being 5-ish months free of enginenapp!

What a shammeee

× TDB

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...och tommy-boy i've some terrible terrible news

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

Damn it Donald, we had a cake and everything

[locallichflayer]

Blame th iron twins, nae me! I didnae wan tae be dolled up liek a siùrsach an' end up in a brawl aginst me own friends!

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

Again? Damn, guess we gotta blow 'em up now

[locallichflayer]

◐☆----—-------▷✧◁-------—----☆◑

Heyy Donnie.

If driver's counting is right, congrats for being 5-ish months free of enginenapp!

What a shammeee

× TDB

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...och tommy-boy i've some terrible terrible news

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

Damn it Donald, we had a cake and everything

[eurobeatrain]

The Diesel ‼️‼️

Everyone hide your trucks before he yeets them in the sea or- fucking derail them again

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

Anything but Annie and Clarabel 💔

[eurobeatrain]

"How can I make this about myself" ahh

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

>:(

[eurobeatrain]

The Diesel ‼️‼️

Everyone hide your trucks before he yeets them in the sea or- fucking derail them again

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

Anything but Annie and Clarabel 💔

[locallichflayer]

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Dear Donnie:

Guess who has access to the internet now?

× TDB

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Och fuck, everybody run, me apprentice has Tumblr

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

:D

#no where is save from meee #/silly

[gwr8montague]

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Dear Montague "Duck" Collett:

Why are you so stuck up?

× TDB

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Stuck up?? Who told you like that??

...Wait...

Hey, wait, I recognize this style of mail paper!

THOMAS!

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

You rang?~

[gwr8montague]

did donald put you up to this

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

You say that as if he's here too... Hmmmmm

[gwr8montague]

He is. @/locallichflayer. Go pester him.

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

Oh thanks Duck! Hehehhe fool

[gwr8montague]

Have fun. Don't burn down the woods or anything.

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

No promises!~

[gwr8montague]

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Dear Montague "Duck" Collett:

Why are you so stuck up?

× TDB

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Stuck up?? Who told you like that??

...Wait...

Hey, wait, I recognize this style of mail paper!

THOMAS!

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

You rang?~

[gwr8montague]

did donald put you up to this

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

You say that as if he's here too... Hmmmmm

[gwr8montague]

He is. @/locallichflayer. Go pester him.

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

Oh thanks Duck! Hehehhe fool

[gwr8montague]

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Dear Montague "Duck" Collett:

Why are you so stuck up?

× TDB

◐☆----—-------▷✧◁-------—----☆◑

Stuck up?? Who told you like that??

...Wait...

Hey, wait, I recognize this style of mail paper!

THOMAS!

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

You rang?~

[gwr8montague]

did donald put you up to this

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

You say that as if he's here too... Hmmmmm

[gwr8montague]

◐☆----—-------▷✧◁-------—----☆◑

Dear Montague "Duck" Collett:

Why are you so stuck up?

× TDB

◐☆----—-------▷✧◁-------—----☆◑

Stuck up?? Who told you like that??

...Wait...

Hey, wait, I recognize this style of mail paper!

THOMAS!

[thomas-01-ffarquhar]

You rang?~