achtung, baby!

#MÜLLER: skinny, rich, and a little bit of a bitch.

[elishamanning]

where did i go wrong in my life to let myself care this much about sports

[leonsliga]

📸: Leon Goretzka & Joshua Kimmich hug post-match | FC Bayern München vs. SC Freiburg | 04.04.2026

[football-sucks]

A LEON START? IN THIS ECONOMY??

[football-sucks]

A LEON GOAL? IN THIS ECONOMY????

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[moosiala-deactivated20250927]

Thomas Müller at his farewell ceremony for the Germany NT, 14/10/2024, Allianz Arena

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[goretzkas]

< thomas müller 3

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Thomas Müller celebrating his goal against SC Freiburg in his 710th club appearance, 01/08/2024, Allianz Arena

[thommi-tomate]

Manu on Facebook :

Dear fans, dear Football Germany,

After more than 15 years and 124 international appearances, today marks the end of my career with the German national team.

Anyone who knows me understands that I didn't make this decision lightly. I feel great physically, and of course, the 2026 World Cup in the USA, Canada, and Mexico was very tempting. However, after many detailed and lengthy discussions with my family and friends, I have decided that now is the right time to close the chapter with our national team.

When I look back today, I feel proud and grateful especially because we were able to fulfill our big dream on 13 July 2014, when we became world champions together in Brazil. For a total of 7 years and 61 games, until my injury, I had the honor of leading the German national team onto the pitch as captain. It was an honour that I always appreciated anew.

This year's European Championship in Germany was another highlight, even if, unfortunately, we fell short of winning the title. I felt a very special sense of euphoria and solidarity throughout the country at every moment. Let's keep that spirit alive.

Many thanks to all the staff, coaches, and players who have supported me since my debut with the national team on 2nd June 2009!

And I would especially like to thank you, dear fans, for supporting me over the years!

I loved wearing the jersey of our national team.

Thank you so much!

Yours

Manu

[miroslavcloset]

[fabioquartararhoe]

[dieclownschaft]

[dieclownschaft]

[goretzkas]

his last euro :')

[goretzkas]

harry kane eric dier and thomas müller in the same photo. manu throwing gang sings. leon looking traumatized bc his emotional support aggressive bf isnt there. all of them in matching outfits. what a fever dream

[gnabries]

"ah, the german media. that says enough" he's so real for that lmao

[thomasmvller]

right.. can someone give me the tl;dr on what's going on with bayern? why am i just hearing that nagelsmann got sacked 😭

[elishamanning]

rate his cultural impact

JAAAAAAAAAA

weltmeister samma, den pott hamma

i’m the managing director of carrots

lewy wir kommen

heheheheheheheheheheh

we have robert lewangoalski. you know, robert lewanGOALski?

today it was not windy and stuttgart is not stoke but stuttgart

BABABABAM

meep meep meep meep the roadrunner the fc bayern roadrunner

i will kick your ass

Voting ended onFeb 24, 2023