Yall don't know how much I'm excited for Badalona I've been stressing tf out for G2 to qualify but now they're locked in and it's all that matters to me đ„ł
i said âboy-kisserâ in my mind as an insult to myself and blacked out and this was on my screen.
matsukawa Issei x male!reader (reader is called a guy but no pronouns are used) no major warnings, thereâs an implication of the ick but itâs perceived as a joke.
âCan I kiss you?â
Matsukawa looks up in shock at your words, his phone nearly falling out of his hands when heâd loosen his grip. âIâm sorry?â
âCan I kiss you?â You repeat. You're standing more confidently now, though you arenât sure where it came from, he only asked you to repeat yourself.
He looks to the side as if heâs waiting for someone else to answer for him, only turning back towards you when he noticed that everyone who was around him had found refuge behind a bush. How discreet.
âAre you sure you want to do that?â He chuckled quietly, hopeful that some lower form of humor would ease his nerves. âI mean, weâre both guys.â
âIf I didnât want to, I wouldnât have asked.â You retort, stance now slack at his dodging. âYou can say no you know, Iâm sorry for pressuring you.â
He waves his hands frantically in front of him, resting his hand on his neck in apology after. âItâs not that I donât want to itâs justââ
âYouâre afraid things will change between us? Or something else?â
âMaybe both?â
âYou donât seem so sure.â
âYou caught me off guard!â He exclaimed, hiding his face between his hands. âYou donât go about asking people randomly if you can kiss them.â
âThen just say no.â You question, tilting your head.
He lets out a loud, dramatic, groan. âYou, youâre actually insufferable.â He says, smushing your cheeks together with one hand. He presses a quick peck to your lips when you go to say something, pulling back with an embarrassed flush to his cheeks. âThere.â
You grin at him, giving him a thumbs up. âWasnât that hard now was it!â
âHey, donât give me a thumbs up after we kiss.â He says, swatting your hand down. âThatâs like, dapping me up after weâve um⊠you know what never mind.â He mumbles the last part, the blush on his cheeks growing.
Thereâs a beat of silence before you finally take in his words, doubling over in laughter when a visible tick mark appears on his forehead.
âYouâre kidding me, Issei!â You howled, hitting his shoulder repeatedly, hard. âTake me out to dinner first.â
âFine.â
Itâs like a flick of a light switch how fast your laughter seized, was it even that funny in the first place?
âAre you asking me out on a date?â
âWeâve kissed, you implied it, might as well right?â
You hum, tutting your head to the side in agreement. You can see the sweat piling on his forehead. âAlright.â he sighed in relief at your answer, there were numerous cheers near the non-suspicious bush.
You wear a proud grin when you walk beside him, âI always knew you were practically in love with me.â
He shoves your shoulder, smiling when you nearly lost your balance. âShut up.â
God I love the Ushiten ship so much. Tendou's gangly, scrawny, freaky-looking ass absolutely flustered and obsessed with a man who may as well be the Terminator is such a rich combination of both tragedy and comedy.
Like yeah on one hand the angst of Tendou feeling inadequate and undeserving of a partner most would describe as perfect is sad BUT right on the other side of the same door, Ushijima is NEVER safe from being genuinely bitten at any time. Tendou's gonna get his ass with a haunted ass nursery rhyme song at 3am followed by a good chomp.
Like how many ships have that much range??? Iconic.
lmao no no i wasn't powerup he quit the fandom but i did spam post sheonuc increasingly since 2023 which leads us to today where they are pretty much my only personality trait (along with the #polycule too but it's always them in the end đđ)
POWERUP NAUUUR
But hello we stan a fellow Sheonuc stan (I'm discovering the polycule but I like the vision so far)
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