tiny robots cuddling with other tiny robots

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Sarah L (about Sara J): Event planner by vocation, developer by accident 🥲

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Ran: I'm out today through Friday for a little getaway. Dawn is calling the shots in my absence!

Dawn: wheels in giant black TV and VHS player

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Sara: The only constant is change Brian: The only Changestance is con Richard: It's not in stone, but may be in silly putty.

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Client: I'll put together a skeleton [...] D&D Louis: I have found a secret necromancer

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Summer ☀️: proposal: past employees are thoughtbotters and current employees are thinkbotters

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Brian: We love to alarm.

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Jordyn: “We don’t have to accommodate shenanigans in the software.”

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Richard: Heads up that I’ll be in about 60 to 90min later than usual tomorrow morning 🦷🪥

Summer: i admire your dedication to dental health but you really only need to brush your teeth for 2 minutes 😉

Richard: Oh!  So it’s not 2 minutes per tooth? I wish someone had told me this much earlier.

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Mike: "Sometimes the outlier is yourself." -joelq, French philosopher

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Brian: It's doing a search! search for your search so you can search while you search Madeline: search-ception. Sara: That many nests of search doesn't sound performant, Brian Crystal: Who cares about performance when you have search. Search is life, search is love Elisa: LOL Brian: Search your feelings. you know it to be true Madeline: #priorities #keepittoxic Crystal: XD Brian: don't be part of the problem, be the whole problem #toxicpositivity

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You otter know

Victoria: I'm not convinced A is a real otter

Akshith: I'm not convinced you're not a real otter

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Sally: 3d printers are just as troublesome as 2d printers, but in 3d

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Sally: “Did you just type ‘gay’ into Google Maps?”

Elisa: “Yes. It’s that way.”

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DST is reverse Y2k

Sally: I can’t believe this actually might go away. This is the best thing I’ve heard all week.

Sally: "71% of Americans prefer to no longer switch" their clocks twice a year.WHO ARE THE OTHER 29%??

Sally: The alarm clock industry?

Sam: the devs at Apple and Google who now have to remove a bunch of code

Sally: Nah, those nerds are pumped. I’ll help them rip it all out. It will be like inverse Y2k.

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How often do y’all use "promulgating" in a sentence in every day conversation?

Joël: My main use-case would be discussing ancient/medieval edicts and those don't come up too often in day-to-day conversation

Mike: That's the biggest lie I've ever heard about your day-to-day conversations, Joël

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u know its adulting when u get a profit share bonus and spend it on vacuums

Sam.