keep the stone

thranduil & barduil brainrot

[thrandhue]

no idea how tumblr works but i made this account just for thranduil and barduil. crazy the things brainrot will make you do

don’t even know if this ship is still alive but it is TO ME

that’s all

[cottoncandiescupcakes]

[thrandhue]

he’s just flawless.

[zhmurrka]

I've came back on tumblr just for lotr content😭

[inthiskingdomwewillendure]

And on his head was a crown of berries and leaves for autumn has come again.

[plutolichen]

you know the predicament where you need to do something but there's a cat in your lap and it's very comfortable so you aren't allowed to move

[syrosaur]

[fifiscribbles]

It has been a WHILE since I have drawn Thranduil. What do you guys think🤔

[sketchingsparrow]

elf daddy

[leepacesource]

Thranduil | The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

[lespritdelaforetverte-deactivat]

The Forest King by Kinko-White

[woodlandrealm]

the 'Angry Widowed Dad™' walk

[tyranasauruslex]

Give me modern AU Thranduil who, after a decade of mourning his wife and some serious grief counselling, has decided to start dating again except he has zero clue what he's doing. He's only dated and been intimate with his late wife so he's not really sure what he's supposed to be doing or how to do it.

His friends suggest dating apps but that feels too overwhelming and dangerous seeing as he still has his son living at home. It would be just his luck to get murdered by a potential suitor on the first date. Next is people he's not spoken to in decades throwing themselves at him or friends trying to set him up with people they know which gives Thranduil such severe anxiety that he always backs out last minute. Nobody seems to believe him when he admits he's actually quite shy.

Everyone keeps telling him that he's so pretty he won't be on the shelf for long which might be true from the neck upwards, but below that his body is a patchwork of burn scars, skin graft scars and holes and dents from various medical procedures he's had to endure. The thought of someone seeing him without his clothes on makes him feel riddled with insecurity. Having sex with someone else whilst on paper sounds great, but the realty is Thranduil hasn't even kissed anyone for a years and would no doubt be an awful bedroom partner.

He's often ill either with a migraine or the damage done to his eye which is a lot for someone else to take on and he has a kid, who comes first no matter what. There's not many people who'd be willing to take on someone with so much baggage as himself.

He tells all this Bard over the soy latte's his friend makes him at the restaurant he owns. Bard has always been nice to him and is also a widower so he understands Thranduil's trepidations about dating. He's also very nice to look at and Thranduil would much rather sit and watch him make coffee all day then go out with one of the suitors Elrond has dug up for him.

It take him three months and a not-so-gentle talking to from Elrond for Thranduil to realise that Bard has been flirting with him the entire time he's been moaning about his awful dating life. It takes him another month to actually do something about it and is genuinely surprised when Bard immediately says yes and spends the evening of their first date riddled with anxiety and speed dialing his therapist.

[thrandhue]

give it to me!!!! 😩

[thrandhue]

happy bisexual visibility day to barduil ❤️

[megalomari]

barduil unfinished wip haul

that first pic is a redraw of this silly concept... elves like the feel of beard...

TOO MUCH TEXT but basically a Everybody-Lives-AU where Barduil tries and fails to ignore their feelings (i was gonna write it at some point but it's now abandoned asjhfdjk)

the wedding of course is Bagginshield but that was a secret until the last chapter, leading to funny shenanigans and misunderstandings LOL

i never drew it but i remember one of the points is Thranduil thinking Bard is marrying Thorin??? and being all like. "i wasn't happy about it anyway BUT THORIN? REALLY??" LMAO

just a random pose lol but i don't like it anymore hah

and animal crossing :D

[linkwho1]

Maybe I should’ve watched the hobbit sooner cause oh my gosh thranduil is so fucking beautiful

[thrandhue]

so fucking beautiful 😭 my eyes feel blessed just at the sight of him

[lycheesodas]

Reason #120398104 he wanted the Necromancer out of there

Based on this post

[chicotfp]

Luke Evans - I'm Kissing You.

On a hot summer day they hunted together. Bard was doing his best to impress Thranduil with his archery skills but suddenly it started raining. Our hunters hid under a tree and despite the rain the day somehow became even hotter.

P.S. I just discovered Luke's songs, so yeah... Barduil mode activated.