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Problematic Lesbian {27}

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Current Project (aka I am working on several, but the newest one)

Cute as fuck, right?

The pattern comes from a Japanese yarn company known as Goyso or Perriot (Ravelry has both listed). Unfortunately their incredibly large backlog of cute crochet shit went away at some point, but it's okay. Because The WayBack Machine has your back (that opens into a PDF page, fyi).

In the style of Japanese patterns in general, there are a few notes at the start of the pattern, and then the pattern itself is charted. If you're not one for charts, this isn't a good match for you.

Here's their main ravelry page. If you like anything there, you can click the link at the bottom of their descriptions to get the old URL, then plug it into the WayBack Machine. I got a bunch of patterns by doing that, and I think I got everything I ever planned to get even having to go through the Archive.

Anyway, the original yarn is linen, but I'm using Merino Wool because I have Merino Wool in the correct weight, and I can tell you from where I am, it's coming along nicely.

Fun fact: I made this pattern years ago when I was still very new to reading charts, and wow, is it going faster this time.

[howling--mouse-deactivated20251]

[podkins]

The Ever Elusive Pattern

Source: https://anthropologyandcraft.wordpress.com/2011/09/20/the-ever-elusive-pattern/

[the-fucking-cannibal]

The first time is always the hardest :,,)

[lonicera-caprifolium]

Okay, so!!!! This post will have spoilers for the very end of Good Omens season 2, but I have a theory about that ending and I'll explain--

Something was bothering me, so I just went back and watched the ending like actually 30 times and I am fully 99.999999% certain they switched places

As they're pulling away after the kiss, they lock eyes and Aziraphale's expression shifts in the teeniest tiniest way, like a confirmation glance, before they shift back (and Michael Sheen is a master, so no chance it's not on purpose)

(Like really, go back and watch how Aziraphale's expression shifts literally *a second* before "I forgive you" cuz the change is SO minute, but entirely different emotionally.)

Aziraphale's hands -stay by his sides- after that, he doesn't clasp them at all, and it's particularly noticeable while he's walking to the elevator with Metatron.

The Bentley only ever plays other music for Aziraphale, but also Crowley drives away slowly, but ALSO Crowley's collar is fully turned down but you -can- see bits of the red underside in several scenes (particularly before he changes in heaven), but you don't see it -at all- after the kiss

And Aziraphale's face IS weird in the elevator like everyone says, BUT. after going back and watching both, I'm pretty darn sure that's cuz it's Michael Sheen's Crowley, it's the SAME as during Aziraphale's trial in season 1.

This also explains why they're on opposite sides than they're usually shown while the end credits roll.

[callie-ariane]

Well, that's my mind blown.

[callie-ariane]

I have fallen more and more in love with this theory, but ...

I couldn’t work out how it happened without Crowley forcing the swap on Aziraphale, in which case the rest of that scene didn't make sense. Then I remembered.

Crowley can stop time.

I'm thinking that he kissed Aziraphale, then stopped time and explained his plan (whatever it is) before they swapped and carried on as we see in the episode, faking the break-up in case Heaven is watching. If Lonicera's theory is right, we'll probably see my additional theory in flashback in S3.

I also noticed that when Crowley (Aziraphale?) gets into the Bentley and closes the door, the doorframe briefly seems to be yellow, although that could be a reflection of someone's coat as they pass by.

It would make so much sense for Crowley to go to Heaven in Aziraphale’s place. As a Throne, Dominion or higher, he can protect himself better if it all goes pear-shaped.

Oh, I really hope this theory is right. For the first time, I'm really excited for season 3. I was worried that the two of them would be separated for a large portion of the season; now I'm more hopeful that they'll be reunited earlier.

[amuseoffyre]

🤔

If this is an option, then Aziraphale’s entire trip to Edinburgh without Crowley was to foreshadow that he can drive the Bentley *and* play non-Queen music in it.

[ao3cassandraic]

oh. oh my.

this fits so neatly with something I was thinking and just about to write down as My Theory on the S2E6 Ending (because everybody's doing one!)

In the conclusion of the Job minisode, Aziraphale and Crowley reprise a trick we saw with the "Great/Ineffable Plan" casuistry at the airfield in s1: passing a con back and forth and cluing each other in on the next move without tipping off the authorities present that they're colluding or what the con is.

Aziraphale typically drops the cues; Crowley picks them up and does something with them. That's totally how they snow Job's kids into the cellar, also how they snow the angel posse on restoring Job's children to him. (I love how Sitis picks up on the con so much faster than poor God-befuddled Job or petulant Ennon, even though Crowley explicitly miracled her into the Shuhite business.)

It's also how the bullet-catch works in the Furfur flashback (because I still love that phrase and I will not give it up). Aziraphale repeatedly cues reluctant Crowley until the con, er, trick, is successfully performed.

Notably, whenever Sheen is dropping cues, his voice and body language get a bit frantic, particularly with the placating-hands thing.

Notice how nervous and placating-hands he is while he's explaining the Metatron's offer to Crowley. He's putting on a veneer of happy excitement, but to my eyes he's all but screaming "help! Crowley, this is bad, I can't actually talk about it because the Metatron is right the Hell over there, pick up on my cues please and help me!"

And it sure looked to me like Crowley, absorbed in his epiphany from Nina and Maggie, completely whiffed the cues. Which isn't very Crowley-like; he is painfully aware of that angel, always.

It makes so much more sense to me if Crowley caught the cues and stopped time for them to hash out the situation.

[lesbianherstorian]

[niktipolos]

the cover of the lesbian pulp novel i prefer girls by jessie dumont, 1963 (via lesbianherstorian)

[hobbitsdoitbetter]

From Geek Ireland

[robinhess233]

Let’s try not to be banned again x)) ❤ Get full nsfw art here for little support patreon.com/robinhess

[themadknightuniverse]

Sith!Obi-Wan

[padawanlost]

[daryshkart]

i’m back with sith obi wan~ ready to do some damage as always sith obi-wan inspired by amazing ‘wicked thing’ by even more amazing @imaginaryanon

[thelvadams]

#grandma it’s me #anastasia

[alexlcombs]

I drew this after reading an article by a self-described ‘fandom grandma’ – (I’m not linking to it because of Tumblr’s stupid rule about hiding posts with links in the tags.) But you can check out her blog and the article @spockslash. I wish I could share this with her but this will have to be my way of saying thank you.

[mostthingskenobi]

Me in my actual life.

[trafalgar-d-water-law-deactivat]

This is the worst thing I’ve ever made bye

[30-minute-memes]

I Hear That’s Good

[8bott]

AM I HAVING A STROKE?

[anostalgicnerd]

In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…

[opalb0nes]

I was obsessed with Madeline as a child.