[paprika]

“talk dirty to me”

[kushandwizdom]

[love-personal]

[qqquixote]

*isolates myself* perfect! but why am i sad

[dargiville]

Clairvoyant - The Story So Far

“Don’t paint me black when I used to be golden”

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

[tiaquila]

When my sweater slips off one shoulder

Me: I am the sexiest person in the world right now. In this moment, I'm a star.

[lala92]

[skyakafreckles]

I can't believe October is almost Octover

[ibringmotivation]

[tiaquila]

me when i am mildly inconvenienced: thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME

me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed: no no it's fine i've had worse

[lildrvgon]

[moan-s]

[swolizard]

@ GOD WHY

[trapcard]

I want to die

[comedycentral]

[relatable-memes]

[deepsexts]

relationship posts?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Asking for someone’s name is weird… Basically: “What noise should I make to get your attention?”