Tickle Me Smellmo

[just-shower-thoughts]

Gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs

[tickle-me-smellmo]

[mcgrlabroad]

If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

[bee-girlfriends]

This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, “look at this picture. What does she look like?” And my wife very shyly answered “Me…” (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied “that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.”

[humunanunga]

I very rarely reblog miscellaneous posts but there are some followers of mine who really need to see this.

[pro-choice-is-love]

Oh shit I’m crying thank you

[thesigilsofbaphomet]

Remember, a lot more of you have the bodies of goddesses than you might think.

[breelandwalker]

BOOM. Love yourself, darlings.

[tickle-me-smellmo]

Words cannot express how much I love this post. Thank you.

[tickle-me-smellmo]

I really hate when I can't stand a certain band but then a song comes on the radio, I start rocking out, and then it turns out that the song was by that band I hate but what am I going to do because it was a really great song.

[tickle-me-smellmo]

I know this is an important archeological goddess figure find blah blah blah but I'm sorry - she looks like a nude 8,000 year old Person of Walmart.

[tickle-me-smellmo]

My cat is sitting on the couch watching the DirecTV logo bounce around on the tv...and I'm watching him watch the logo.

[tickle-me-smellmo]

This is seriously all my cat does. Get strung out on catnip and lays around with his junk hanging out. I've got the most boring cat.

[tickle-me-smellmo]

I took a picture with Freddie Mercury and he’s so boring that he cooperated.

[tickle-me-smellmo]

Update: he put a hole in my yoga pants. Dick.

[tickle-me-smellmo]

I took a picture with Freddie Mercury and he's so boring that he cooperated.

[tickle-me-smellmo]

I don't even know what this site is for.