your (not really) government assigned ties!

any (they/he mostly)

[tie-anon]

He/they/any

Some highschooler having nothing better to do but to make ties based on other people.

[tie-anon]

Dw dude, homophobic anon's cool. We call him homo for short (he hates it)

Anyway, could I get a government assigned tie? :]

Ah, I see-

Well, guess a bit of humour never hurts. Wish him to come out of the closet asap.

Aaand yeah! Sorry for the long wait...

//Ooc: we're back! Well, kind of. Hopefully everything is gonna go better now and we won't disappear for half of a month

[tie-anon]

[a young green stick appears in the doorway, anxiously fidgeting their tie, and holding something fluffy in their other hand.]

Hello, Uh.. I know that now is probably the worst time to do it, so I'm gonna do it quick, and I hope I don't bother you too much but I thought-

...

I thought it might at least make you feel a little bit for now.

[@grayveyard2006 also sorry I'm sleepy and haven't really engaged in this kind of RP since like 2022]

[kittycatred]

Oh boy what did I miss since the last time I've met you-

Uhhh.. are you..- no, let me rephrase that.

Do you need anything...? I'm not good at comforting, but maybe I could do something, because cursors above you look like you went through purgatory...

- @tie-anon -

youu.....ohh OH YOUU ahaa i knowqw youuu i thifnkkk....

you gave me silly cat tieee....??? i lovee cats hwo did tou know ???

uuhmgm but uhhh i duncnoo....mmy ears still rfing alot.....mmy pains gotten a lttle bit bettetrf but i feel soooo loooppyyy.....

talkxign is nciee....companmy is ncieee.....byt ialso hate yo uguysd seeingh me like thiss.....jjust uhm......

anythign hrelps....anythign you csn tyhink of.....thasnk you....

[tie-anon]

Sighh .. yes, yes it's me. How did I know..? Well, uhhhh... Aren't you the one who runs .. government assigned cats? You know what, actually- nevermind-

Please... Don't feel bad for not being okay..? It's not like it's your fault anyways, and besides- believe me you haven't seen me at my worst, you're handling it very well.

Um...

I'm... Proud of you, Red...? You can do this. It's going to be okay... I hope.

[kittycatred]

oh right hehe i fotgrot all abdout that....i gduess that makes sfnese....

and uxhmm...thank...thsnk you...silly tie guy.....

its a...vvvefy lfong storyf it kinda issss my fault thfoug.....but...thabk you either way.....

i hope itlfl be okays too ....i think it will be atelaxt though....other anosn gave me a bucnh of healign meds for the pain so im.... not feeling the wordt of how i am atleadt

thsnk you again....silly tie guy....hehehe immm gonan call you that nowwww......iif i can even remembr thdt nickname when im less loopy...aha.....

[tie-anon]

.. okay. You can call me that... I suppose.

You... don't have to explain anything to me, I'm just glad at least my presence can help you a little.

...you want me to stick around, or something..?

[tie-anon]

OOC post

will catch up on the asks a bit later, sorry. Can't even really get out of bed and do basic stuff today.

[kittycatred]

Oh boy what did I miss since the last time I've met you-

Uhhh.. are you..- no, let me rephrase that.

Do you need anything...? I'm not good at comforting, but maybe I could do something, because cursors above you look like you went through purgatory...

- @tie-anon -

youu.....ohh OH YOUU ahaa i knowqw youuu i thifnkkk....

you gave me silly cat tieee....??? i lovee cats hwo did tou know ???

uuhmgm but uhhh i duncnoo....mmy ears still rfing alot.....mmy pains gotten a lttle bit bettetrf but i feel soooo loooppyyy.....

talkxign is nciee....companmy is ncieee.....byt ialso hate yo uguysd seeingh me like thiss.....jjust uhm......

anythign hrelps....anythign you csn tyhink of.....thasnk you....

[tie-anon]

Sighh .. yes, yes it's me. How did I know..? Well, uhhhh... Aren't you the one who runs .. government assigned cats? You know what, actually- nevermind-

Please... Don't feel bad for not being okay..? It's not like it's your fault anyways, and besides- believe me you haven't seen me at my worst, you're handling it very well.

Um...

I'm... Proud of you, Red...? You can do this. It's going to be okay... I hope.

[tie-anon]

I feel like something really bad is happening right now.

...

I should probably just go and take my meds, shit how many times did I miss to take them already?, but first I'm gonna try to stand up from this couch and hopefully not forget why I'm there by the time I get to the kitchen.

[tie-anon]

....how long have I slept for...?

Wh-

What date is it again?

Gosh why does my back hurt so mu-

Oh I forgot to take off the binder.. again. Goddamit. Fuck, even.

[tie-anon]

hello! could i have an assigned tie?

love your glasses btw.

*squeak noise coming from pocket*

— 🐀👍🏻

...a rat..? Ooookay, have a little tie for a little rat... I guess.

[tie-anon]

Eva(me):Okii, u said u assign ties to people right?I wanna see if u have a tie for him!

Valda: hmmm?

Sorry, was a bit out of it for a while. Here's your tie.

[tie-anon]

are you a homo then? or just homophobic

NEITHER!

I am NOT straight but I am NOT gay and NOT homophobic for sure!!!!

[tie-anon]

why are you mutuals with the homophobic anon hmm?

It is. A misunderstanding-

A coincidence-

I'm not..

I'm not homophobic.

[tie-anon]

Uh. There's a weird bird in my storage room again...

[tie-anon]

Like DUDE IT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!

[tie-anon]

THIS IS A WANTED CRIMINAL?????

[tie-anon]

Oh....

D-don't look at the "mutuals" thing- ignore that-

[tie-anon]

U what? Ok nvm...whats ur name? Nice to memt you! :3

My name is in the name of the blog. I'm an anon. Tie anon. That's all. And yes, I've said what I've said, someone called me fruity. (Am I really THAT gay-looking..?)

[tie-anon]

u look fancy-

At least not "fruitily dressed individual" like I was called yesterday.

[tie-anon]

i heard you assigning ties 👀

whats mine :3

-silly anon

I think the weirdly-upside-down-shaped silly tie would go well with your hat.

- @s1llyanon -