It's funny as fuck how Jasper's a mafia don and serial murderer and has a freezer of human remains in his basement and composts human bodies for fertilizer and yet he's the closest to a service dog my fursonas get to
Clancy Brown's Salvator Maroni in a service dog vest and muzzle
Luring him to the car and taking him to the vet to get vaccinated, neutered, and microchipped
This exact train of thought is why I picture him as a coywolf/wolfdog or something
Ironic that he's my straight man when he takes it up the ass so often
In another life he's in the Saw bathroom with me
Also he used to be 6'2 and now he's like 5'7 because I've decided he's a bit short actually



















