You'll never stop the terror

Leigh - 21 - They/he/it - Therian/otherkin - furry - aroace + gay - Tree hugger, Zsasz lover, dumb somewhat incompetent henchman

[tigerburger]

It's funny as fuck how Jasper's a mafia don and serial murderer and has a freezer of human remains in his basement and composts human bodies for fertilizer and yet he's the closest to a service dog my fursonas get to

[tigerburger]

Clancy Brown's Salvator Maroni in a service dog vest and muzzle

[tigerburger]

Luring him to the car and taking him to the vet to get vaccinated, neutered, and microchipped

[tigerburger]

This exact train of thought is why I picture him as a coywolf/wolfdog or something

[tigerburger]

Ironic that he's my straight man when he takes it up the ass so often

In another life he's in the Saw bathroom with me

Also he used to be 6'2 and now he's like 5'7 because I've decided he's a bit short actually

[tigerburger]

It's funny as fuck how Jasper's a mafia don and serial murderer and has a freezer of human remains in his basement and composts human bodies for fertilizer and yet he's the closest to a service dog my fursonas get to

[tigerburger]

Clancy Brown's Salvator Maroni in a service dog vest and muzzle

[tigerburger]

Luring him to the car and taking him to the vet to get vaccinated, neutered, and microchipped

[tigerburger]

This exact train of thought is why I picture him as a coywolf/wolfdog or something

[tigerburger]

It's funny as fuck how Jasper's a mafia don and serial murderer and has a freezer of human remains in his basement and composts human bodies for fertilizer and yet he's the closest to a service dog my fursonas get to

[tigerburger]

Clancy Brown's Salvator Maroni in a service dog vest and muzzle

[tigerburger]

Luring him to the car and taking him to the vet to get vaccinated, neutered, and microchipped

[tigerburger]

It's funny as fuck how Jasper's a mafia don and serial murderer and has a freezer of human remains in his basement and composts human bodies for fertilizer and yet he's the closest to a service dog my fursonas get to

[tigerburger]

Clancy Brown's Salvator Maroni in a service dog vest and muzzle

[tigerburger]

It's funny as fuck how Jasper's a mafia don and serial murderer and has a freezer of human remains in his basement and composts human bodies for fertilizer and yet he's the closest to a service dog my fursonas get to

[tigerburger]

Drunk thinkin about this stupid bitch I want to latch onto his throat with my teeth and shake him around in my jaws and not let go

[tigerburger]

Growing catnip is a gateway drug to gardening

[tigerburger]

I'm gonna make myself a bead curtain and I've already blessed the project by accidentally burning myself with my hot glue gun

[tigerburger]

I have burned myself many times and I have not strung a single fucking bead because I'm busy with airdry clay and fake flowers and construction paper trying to give it a pretty theme

[tigerburger]

I'm gonna make myself a bead curtain and I've already blessed the project by accidentally burning myself with my hot glue gun

[emryses]

listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

[i-love-my-blorbo-polls]

What would drive your blorbo to willingly kill

They would never kill

Immense manipulation

Being threatened with their life or the life of their loved ones

If they’re caught doing something illegal and need to kill the witness

War

They’d do it for fun

Other

Remaining time: 2 days 11 hours

[peikonlainen]

4. Truth

[tigerburger]

Made the mistake of looking up the blorbo on reddit and now I need y'all to go read Shadow Of The Bat: The Last Arkham because what the fuck do you mean he doesn't fit in with the other rogues? Fuck you

[tigerburger]

No, he's not silly and he can't be woobified.

Yes, he's still an interesting character when the writers fucking care about making a good character and not just "uhh he butchers people for the mob!" > gets zero lines

[maxxie-or-smth]

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

[tigerburger]

Made the mistake of looking up the blorbo on reddit and now I need y'all to go read Shadow Of The Bat: The Last Arkham because what the fuck do you mean he doesn't fit in with the other rogues? Fuck you

[tigerburger]

Woke up at 8 am to move my propagating plants to the window for sunlight and turn on music for them and then passed out until 10. What am I becoming.

[tigerburger]

Proof dogs can be gay VVV