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Mars / Marshal / Charlie / Judas / Omen / Etc - 21 - They/he/it
Pansexual, gay, selfshipping furry therian. Villain lover.
Currently reading: Africa - Arven92
Currently watching: Invincible / Adventure Time: Side Quests
Zsasz tag: 🖤🔪
My sleeping pills aren't fucking working mg brain won't shut up my crafted bedtime scenarios aren't nworking I'm going to start eating people
I've invented a cognito hazard for lizard therians (tattoo idea I had)
Ngl the idea of painting this on myself is driving me a little nuts... why have I never tried body art
The first time I had scales painted on me for anthrocon, I was SO reluctant to wash them off. If you have the opportunity, paint some on the back of your hand so you can see them move with your skin. It's unreal.
I won't lie, I haven't even done it yet and I already feel like my life has changed
you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!
Do you like it?
YES!!!
yes
eh it's okay
no.
IM MOON MOON
results/other
note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make
(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)
I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF
I wanna eat him so bad
I've been grabbing one of my plushies in my teeth and thrashing it around and it helps quench that instinct of wanting to hunt him a little but I feel bad for Prismo (the plushie)
Keep looking at me like that and we're gonna end up like this
I wanna eat him so bad
I've been grabbing one of my plushies in my teeth and thrashing it around and it helps quench that instinct of wanting to hunt him a little but I feel bad for Prismo (the plushie)
I wanna eat him so bad
The bees on my catnip plant are fairly chill, there's about 3-4 species I've seen on it, but as soon as I get my phone out to try to take pictures they start defensive displays at my phone case 😭
My phone case is just blue and gray, I didn't think they'd have such strong feelings about it
The bees on my catnip plant are fairly chill, there's about 3-4 species I've seen on it, but as soon as I get my phone out to try to take pictures they start defensive displays at my phone case 😭
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.
At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.
I weeded my flower bed and for some reason it's the only place in my yard that grows black medic AND mock strawberries?
Eating him
Grinding him into hamburger stuffing it inside a pumpkin and rolling it around my enclosure for enrichment :)
Eating him
are you a cat or dog. you cannot be something else
cat
dog
movie yapper scale (HOME movies we're not being public menaces)
0- NO talking during movie NONE. i will kill you
1- a couple comments but keep it short. no pausing
2- frequently points out little stuff ("ooh cool shirt", "are they stupid")
3- i will pause occasionally to have brief discussions about the movie
4- frequently discussing movie stuff. might talk over dialogue occasionally
5- it's just nonstop. can't enjoy the film if im not engaging with it!!
depends on who im watching with / depends on the movie
not a movie watcher
If I really wrote with my dick I'd have a mean lady mob boss who keeps her hitman on a leash and muzzles them :)
