Ram Arts

This is rambrandts art blog. I’ll be posting more finished art and comics here. my pronouns are she/her it/its. comms closed.

[rambrandt-the-painter]

Rambrandt: freelance furry artist/fantasy illustrator/(new) writer!

Commission me or buy merch from my KO-FI

Check out my Itch.io page

Alternatively you can email me for information at: [email protected]

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I'd rather be kicked in the balls than told that lizards don't have boobs

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Please.

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I'd rather be kicked in the balls than told that lizards don't have boobs

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I need to start pointing out other bits of anatomy that don't fit reptiles whenever I get the "this lizard has boobs, lol." Response.

This lizard also has digitigrade legs, lol! Who's ever seen that in nature?

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I'm not the lizard queen for no reason!!!

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I need to start pointing out other bits of anatomy that don't fit reptiles whenever I get the "this lizard has boobs, lol." Response.

This lizard also has digitigrade legs, lol! Who's ever seen that in nature?

[rambrandt-the-painter]

Pedants have you saying shit like "dragons aren't real" which is a fucking devastating position to be in

[chaserbait]

It's so devastating when Jordan B. Peterson says something correct.

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I'm not Jordan B. Peterson, I'm the lizard.

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I would be a worse person if I wasn't a furry. I'm such a snob. I would be so overtaken by ironic detachment if I didn't have to also be like "Yeah, I like fat tittied argonian." which balances me out.

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My day gecko...

This is me *points*

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I think she can sticking to smooth surfaces

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My day gecko...

This is me *points*

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feeling a powerful kinship with the day gecko....

[daylights-rain]

Rambrandt boutta bite the shit outta me when i open her enclosure for feeding time

[rambrandt-the-painter]

That's you??? You're the weird sausage thing that gives me my food???

[daylights-rain]

if you just stay stuck to the ceiling the food shows up anyways and I dont end up bitten. you should try it. you should really really try it

[rambrandt-the-painter]

you don't know anything about my way of life. Don't tell me what to do.

[rambrandt-the-painter]

feeling a powerful kinship with the day gecko....

[daylights-rain]

Rambrandt boutta bite the shit outta me when i open her enclosure for feeding time

[rambrandt-the-painter]

That's you??? You're the weird sausage thing that gives me my food???

[rambrandt-the-painter]

feeling a powerful kinship with the day gecko....

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Losing my mind over how bad the skyrim furry mod makes the children look

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When you're hanging out with your brother but some argonian, armed to the teeth and covered in blood, walks up to you and starts laughing before whipping out her smart phone and taking a picture of you so she can bully you on social media

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Losing my mind over how bad the skyrim furry mod makes the children look

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Thinking about playing skyrim like it's a cozy farming game....

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It literally has fishing and farming mechanics plus you can grind resources to build a house

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Thinking about playing skyrim like it's a cozy farming game....

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engaging in fear play by making me take the spider outside