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How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[snoopingasusualisee]

list of characters that would be weirdly sexualized if they were made today

[snoopingasusualisee]

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

My husband and I are surprising our 6 year old by taking him to Disney for his b-day tomorrow. We’ve been in the car for 4+ hours and he still thinks we are on our way home from school. He keeps saying “looks like we’re almost home!” 😂

Bless his heart.

[got-stars-in-your-eyez-deactiva]

Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.

[dougdimadome]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Check out the zoom on a Nikon P900 camera. 

[reibeibei]

In love……

[vibesygal]

I remember when I had this camera and the zoom shots were the best shots

[tsoki]

I thought this was fucking fake but ?????

what in gods name ………. 

[miss-azura-deactivated20170724]

APPARENTLY THEY CAN ZOOM INTO SATURN TOO WITH THIS THING????

[scaliefox]

I thought it was going to be hilariously expensive, but oddly it’s only $600 (not much more than my Rebel T3 kit that was $450)

http://www.nikonusa.com/en/nikon-products/product/compact-digital-cameras/coolpix-p900.html

The lens is apparently equivalent to 2000mm telephoto.

[hzs-modblog]

What can the macro lens do?

[ghostymcspooky-blog]

WHAT THE FUCK

[krykky]

I have a Nikon Coolpix L820, and I use it to play voyeur with insects.

[lizthefangirl]

I GOT THAT COOLPIX TOO DAWG

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

i’m buying this tomorrow

[jahmocha]

This is too much power for a single human being to wield….

[movedtoscammer-deactivated20190]

I hate smelling cooked shrimp cause my ex bf’s dick smelled JUST like it and after i had been went down on him for months one day he tells me he’s never pulled back his foreskin before in his life. He had never cleaned under there ever. That nasty motherfucker must of had pounds of cottage cheese crusty ass smegma under there and i was putting that shit in my mouf. never complain about anything again because IM the one thats had it the worst.

[racefaker]

So who else had a good weekend? Any new songs you’re listening to or any new movies?

[greatestbastard]

[holdthepossum]

[discovered]

[immediately mocked by scientists]

[frostyknickers]

me as a discovery

[slavetomyheadcanon]

How can you not include the video?

@lordcephalopod

[spam-bot]

THEY’RE ROASTING HIM

[chokesngags]

Me: sucking or riding the dick

Him: fuuuuuuck……make me cum

Me:

[chokesngags]

Him: **cums**

Me: 

[yamcha]

me sitting in the other car 

[yamcha]

[hoeleia]

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

[hoeleia]

THATS NOT EVEN A WORD AND I AGREE WITH YA

[tetraghost]

i wish birds brought ME presents

[baelgrave]

No, but think about this.

The crows she feeds obviously have their own little lives. They go about their business, and they spot *pretty thing* or /unique thing/ in question. What gets me is that the *first* thing on their minds as recipient of this thing is the little girl that feeds them.

They spot a thing, and immediately must think, “that nice girl with delicious foodstuffs must have this to show my gratitude.”

[kedreeva]

It’s actually more than that, though, if you read the articles or watch the videos. This has taken place over YEARS- it started with these birds following this little girl around because she was a messy eater and it has turned into a ritual for the family. They have a water station and food stations where they daily set out things for these birds and sometimes (but not always), these birds leave ‘payment’ behind for the food.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

These birds are not just taking food and leaving shinies. These birds are watching over this family now. Their lives have become involved. These crows are keeping track of this girl and her mother even when they are out of the yard. How do we know?

One of them is a photographer, and one day while she was photographing some stuff on a bridge, she dropped her camera’s lenscap over the edge. There was no way she could get it back, so she left it. When she got home, the lenscap was sitting on the edge of one of the feeding stations, waiting for her.

Not only were the birds following and watching over her, they were smart enough to realize she dropped an Important Thing and cared enough to bring it back to her.

[baelgrave]

I could not have asked for more

[i-speak-gae]

They are raising an army

[a-sad-purr-deactivated20171120]

i wish i had cool ass crow guardians

[ellactra-deactivated20180109]

The crow whisperer.

[whostolemymonkey]

THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I WANT TO START FEEDING CROWS!

[losangelesareacode-deactivated2]

I NEED HELP AND IT’S A SERIOUS EMERGENCY

my family and I were planning on taking a day trip and my grandmother’s car exploded- the coolant boiled and burst out of the engine

I am diabetic and I didn’t bring my wallet- the tow truck has taken over three hours and hasn’t shown up, I don’t have meds or food and my blood sugar is crashing hard and I’m starting to panic

if you can donate so I can Uber or Lyft home, please please donate, I’m begging you, i don’t want to end up in worse health than in in now

http://PayPal.me/mathiaschiron

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Reblog please this is time sensitive

[cu-curu-gol-deactivated20181217]

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[heartofalifer]

what was this movie even 

[eddiemoonson]

A cinematic masterpiece.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

It’s so weird to think how five years ago Despicable Me started out as a passable but enjoyable movie about a super-villain raising three little girls but has literally devolved into nothing but an unforgiving minions franchise