[bopeep]

the girl of my dreams is just me but with more money

[pinkiepony]

[zsnes]

[harvard-dad-deactivated20180911]

The worst part about parallel parking is the witnesses

[yavn]

JESUS MY GRANDMA WAS TELLING A STORY AND I HAD TO STOP HER TO ASK WHAT THE PERSON’s NAME WAS

[lhomme-boi-deactivated20140717]

[weavemama]

[kimreesesdaughter]

[brucebocchi]

I was gonna be all “you can put words in any order you want” but i can’t even argue with this

[first-day-of-summer]

[amusingprincess]

“Trump Won. Who’s fucked?”

[commander-cullen-deactivated201]

I’m laughing so hard

[voodooling]

mmmmanners maketh man you say?

[tillystring]

An educated person: "it's unhealthy to eat past 9 pm."

Me, eating Lucky Charms at 3 am: "Oh man, good thing time is an illusion"

[the-real-eye-to-see]

Is this even possible?

[tobamory]

When I tell you I would’ve been in the back of house just fucking crying.

[excusemewhileikisstheskai-deact]

I thought this was the mannequin challenge so I had to unmute @spicyl0lita

[lea-amie]

i had to find an inhaler after watching this and i dont even have asthma 

[antiandrogen]

oh my god?????

[trapcard]

ITS CARAMEL

[trancefem-deactivated20170319]

im using this for a dramatic monologue

[vagunabetch]

this is the craziest thing I’ve ever watched in my entire life

[beverlyjean]

Me

[justinyourguts-deactivated20260]

[powerburial]

[sadscent]

[ch3rry-bombs-deactivated2013021]