And So It Goes

Timothy "Nib" Michaels || 14 || Don't cross me. I'm a lot more aggressive than I look|| My brother Fend plays Baloo. He's awesome.

[xxandrinaxx-blog]

What do you mean?

I’ll get you some good deals. Just don’t tell my boss.

[tim-akanib-blog]

I won't. I promise.

[tim-akanib-blog]

Emporium

Cool. Maybe I’ll come visit you sometime.

[xxandrinaxx-blog]

You totally should. I’ll hook you up.

[tim-akanib-blog]

What do you mean?

[tim-akanib-blog]

Emporium

Cool. Maybe I'll come visit you sometime.

[xxandrinaxx-blog]

So, what do you do around here?

I work in a gift shop. Not very glamorous but whatever.

[tim-akanib-blog]

Cool! Which one?

[tim-akanib-blog]

Well I do.

And I appreciate that.

[xxandrinaxx-blog]

Good.

[tim-akanib-blog]

So, what do you do around here?

[tim-akanib-blog]

Well I do.

And I appreciate that.

[tim-akanib-blog]

I’d like to say I normally rescue them, but unfortunately most damsels in distress don’t come to me for help.

[xxandrinaxx-blog]

Well that’s a shame.  You’re pretty good at it.

[tim-akanib-blog]

Thank you. No one ever really seems to think so.

[kristxffbjorgman-blog]

tim-akanib:

You too.

So, do you usually rescue damsels in distress or am I just lucky?

[tim-akanib-blog]

I’d like to say I normally rescue them, but unfortunately most damsels in distress don’t come to me for help.

[xxandrinaxx-blog]

I’m Tim by the way.

I’m Andrina. It’s nice to meet you.

[tim-akanib-blog]

You too.

[tim-akanib-blog]

No problem. If he does that to you again, tell me. I’ll kick his butt.

[xxandrinaxx-blog]

Okay, I will.

[tim-akanib-blog]

I’m Tim by the way.

[tim-akanib-blog]

Hey, leave her alone. She said she didn’t want the candy.

[xxandrinaxx-blog]

*the person walks away and she sighs in relief*  Thanks, kid.

[tim-akanib-blog]

No problem. If he does that to you again, tell me. I’ll kick his butt.

[xxandrinaxx-blog]

Ohmigod, what are you doing?!  Too much candy, too much candy!

[tim-akanib-blog]

Hey, leave her alone. She said she didn’t want the candy.

[dipperpinesxx-blog]

*he pulls a fork out of his arm and then holds an ice pack up to his cheek, where a huge bruise is forming*  Ugh, everything hurts.

[tim-akanib-blog]

You’re lucky it doesn’t hurt even more.

[tim-akanib-blog]

…Be careful of what you say. You might not like the reaction.

[dipperpinesxx-blog]

Wow, I’m terrified!  Look who you’re talking to, kid!  I’m older than this galaxy!  I could single-handedly bring on the apocalypse with the snap of a finger!  I’m not scared of some little human!

[tim-akanib-blog]

Take a look in the mirror, dumbass. You’re human too.

[tim-akanib-blog]

I got it the first time you said it.

[dipperpinesxx-blog]

Ah, so you’re not as stupid as I thought you were!  Shocking!  My mind is blown!

[tim-akanib-blog]

...Be careful of what you say. You might not like the reaction.

[tim-akanib-blog]

Then I’ll just go.

[dipperpinesxx-blog]

Fine.  Pine Tree and I have stuff to do!  We’re gonna paint the town red!  Literally!  Get it?  Red!  Like blood!

[tim-akanib-blog]

I got it the first time you said it.

[tim-akanib-blog]

Can I help you?

I guess not.

[dipperpinesxx-blog]

Then why are you still standing there? I don’t have time to talk to pathetic meat sacks like you.

[tim-akanib-blog]

Then I’ll just go.