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Indie Dirk Strider (open for rps!)

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i didn’t realize i wasgone so long. 

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Send “Nudge” on anon if you want to ship with my muse but you’re too shy to say it off anon.

Bonus: Tell me something about your character that you think would make mine fall for yours.

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💎

Dirk does not like vore. 

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For the record I don’t like Vore. I just thought the post was funny.

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Why is there a Dirk talking about Vore on my dash???????

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Because It’s time to meme.

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vore…vore never changes

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Dirk, what is a ‘v9re’? I’m alm9st afraid t9 ask after the wh9le succ fiasc9, 6ut curi9sity g9t the 6est 9f me here. Human language is s9 weird… n9 9ffense.

#TW: Language insults #TW: Curi9us #TW: Language 6arrier #TW: V9re

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Kankri, Vore is a fetish in which one fantasizes about being eaten alive or eating another creature alive. 

The most common type of vore is "soft vore", being swallowed or swallowing whole with no bloodshed.  

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vore…vore never changes

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💎 <3

Dirk fuckin’ loves memes. His favorite is SUCC.

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Send 💎 for a random fact about my muse.

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A ‘calling 9ut p9st’ f9r Dirk:

Says lewd things 9ccassi9nally

Says he’s sick when he is actually healthy

Made a ‘calling 9ut p9st’ f9r me 

#TW: Calling 9ut p9st #TW: Lies #TW: He is very c99l th9ugh #TW: And friendly despite these small things

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Kankri. Sick is slang for cool.

When I say that I am ‘sick’  I mean it in the sense that I am cool. 

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Jade, ‘succ’ is slang for suck.  As in sucking dick.

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oh.

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I apologize, that was vulgar.  

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@kankrivantastriggerpatrol Callout post: Kankri Vantas, my future bro for life/death doesn’t know what ‘succ’ is.

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Whats g9ing 9n? Why are y9u calling 9ut at me?? I am glad y9u think 9f me as a p9tential ‘6r9′, 6ut I am really quite c9nfused a69ut this ‘succ’ thing?

#TW: Language 6arrier #TW: Succ #TW: I am very c9nfused?

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Kankri, ‘succ’ is slang for suck. 

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@gcrdengnostic Callout post: Also doesn’t know what ‘succ’ is.  None of my friends know what ‘succ’ is. What the ‘fucc’.

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???? :0

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Jade, ‘succ’ is slang for suck.  As in sucking dick.

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tim-eustestified started following you

Hey there. Congrats on being the second person to follow me on this rainy evening. Feel free to scroll through the dogs tag. By the way, my name is Becquerel.

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Hello, My name is Dirk Strider. It’s a pleasure to meet you. Also thank you for telling me about your dogs tag. 

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@kankrivantastriggerpatrol Callout post: Kankri Vantas, my future bro for life/death doesn’t know what ‘succ’ is.

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i dont know what succ is either??? :/

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@gcrdengnostic Callout post: Also doesn’t know what ‘succ’ is.  None of my friends know what ‘succ’ is. What the ‘fucc’.

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@kankrivantastriggerpatrol Callout post: Kankri Vantas, my future bro for life/death doesn’t know what ‘succ’ is.

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Thank you.  So, 061300, what do you do in your free time? 

Do you have free time?

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S/N 061300: I perform the functions I am programmed to perform.

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uh, Sounds like fun?