I might splinter but I dont break

Dirk/Split Strider | He/they | 18 | M!A status: accepting.

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

My defining moment in life.

[daruncic]

Sometimes even I question the use of my time.

and art degree.

[timaeusstestifying]

I think it managed to wake up Ace too.

[timaeusstestifying]

I just sneezed so hard I crash landed off the futon.

[zu-art]

I decided to do something with that sketch =u=

[asapscience]

A Rube Goldberg machine = one of the coolest use of physics

Source

[playmusics]

Visit Original Link

If there’s no one beside you

When your soul embarks

Then I’ll follow you into the dark

[timaeusstestifying]

Right.

[timaeusstestifying]

Uh.

Hi?

[carcinogeneticdestiny-blog-deac]

timaeusstestifying started following you

HEY.

[timaeusstestifying]

Well, hey to you too.

I haven't seen you around before.

[turntechygodhead-blog]

holding my breath chugging some water laying on my back with my head tilted back but all thats doing is makin them worse

[timaeusstestifying]

I’ve heard either lemons or vinegar are supposed to work pretty well? Either that or try something to compress your chest, it should stop them fairly quickly.

[turntechygodhead-blog]

all i have in relation to either of those things would be lemonade

but i guess i can try something with the chest thing not sure how im gonna do it though

[timaeusstestifying]

Something like leaning forwards and/or pulling your knees up to your chest should apply enough. Not sure.

[turntechygodhead-blog]

holding my breath chugging some water laying on my back with my head tilted back but all thats doing is makin them worse

[timaeusstestifying]

I've heard either lemons or vinegar are supposed to work pretty well? Either that or try something to compress your chest, it should stop them fairly quickly.

[turntechygodhead-blog]

i have the hiccups really fucking bad to the point where i think i might hack up a lung

oh sir what happened to make you go blind and lose a lung

anon magic and hiccups

fucking incredible

[timaeusstestifying]

What have you tried to get rid of them so far?

[carminegallantry]

STOP THAT.

[timaeusstestifying]

Hey, I can take all your hatred just fine.

[timaeusstestifying]

Why do cereal cafés exist.

[carminegallantry]

IS THIS SOME KIND OF GAME TO YOU.

[timaeusstestifying]

Nope, but if it was I'd give an arm and a leg to play it.

Or maybe just two arms.

[carminegallantry]

DON’T FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT NARUTO.

[timaeusstestifying]

Whispers 'Sasuke' into the distance.