The universe exists.

Your name is DIRK STRIDER. You live in the blazing sun of Houston, Texas, in a not-so-hospitable apartment. You'll live. Whatever. You take MANY INTERESTS in MANY THINGS, but details are far from important, so you shall go over this LATER. { Part of the RP group Exchangestuck. }

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The Killers and Gorillaz Mashup // Somebody Told Me to Feel Good

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You Can’t Escape You Know - Portal Soundtrack

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Dirty Harry - Gorillaz ♪

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The Friendly Faith Plate - Portal 2 

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Professional Griefers || Deadmau5

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Studio Killers - Ode To The Bouncer

Oooo let me in or I’ll get physical with you, I just gotta dance with now it’s critical to do. 

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I know all of the lyrics to this song.

I honestly have not a single regret in my system.

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Hi Friend

Deadmau5  

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Gorillaz - Demon Days

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This song is really great. That intro. That fucking intro. 

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Chiptune David/Pulse Blast | We Share the Same Sky

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Gorillaz | Every Planet We Reach Is Dead

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-eet (cityboy remix) - Regina Spektor

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Gorillaz - Revolving Doors

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hey you guys!! : )

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Hey, Harley. How're you this fine evening? Rather, whatever time it may be for you.

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(( i have this huge queue of music oh god

its mostly gorillaz

my music taste is showing send help??????????? ))

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no i do what i want when i want

miraculous my ass youre more like JUST dirk strider no adjectives k well except for cool but that doesnt count 

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As do I. And I feel the need to baby such a lost soul like you.

"Not even Dirk Strider can fix" still sounds pretty fucking amazing, man. You sort of lost that one.

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ha

im amused at this

i dont wanna do my shit fuck the police im just gonna sit here and be a useless prick until i feel like doing otherwise 

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I am thoroughly amused as well.

Do your shit and be a somewhat useful prick, dude. Either way, you'll be a prick, though. You can't fix that sort of thing. Not even the miraculous Dirk Strider can fix that.