I wanna draw and write and read and be active and play games and cook and be productive
But also? I just want to be doted on and to do nothing but look cute

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I wanna draw and write and read and be active and play games and cook and be productive
But also? I just want to be doted on and to do nothing but look cute
Everything’s great! How about you? What’s new in your life?
I cannot believe it worked
Most people: I don’t wanna play Persona 4 bc it has inferior graphics to persona 5
Me: I don’t want to play it because I’m afraid I’ll like it too much
Update: I played Persona 4 Golden and I really liked it
Why the absolute FUCK is SHARE where LIKE USED TO BE?? Put it BACK AND GIVE US BACK QUICK QUEUE @staff
True love is having a new set of underwear ready bc your s/o may have shit themself
People who go to church must think they’re sooooo much better than people who don’t
“Oh I went to church and I’ve been forgiven for being an absolute dickwad all week and now I can start again the moment I get out” yeah and I deal with the fact that I may have been a jerk like a fucking grown up. I don’t need some stranger to tell me it’s okay that I was a fucking asshole.
Most people when they use the I have to go to the restroom right now bit: OMG they’re so weird/creepy/annoying
Me, saying I have to use the restroom right now: I am going to be physically sick and I need to go NOW
I’m so tired of feeling like every nice thing comes with a catch. Every single fucking thing. Nothing I get gets to stay nice for long.
First new car? That I bought on my own? Totaled in 7 months.
Second new car? Backed into, paint chipped.
Nice headphones that I bought? Super nice ones? Cat barfed in them.
Game console that I bought for myself? Dropped for me.
I’m so tired of feeling like I’m not allowed to have nice things without someone ruining them. And then the cherry on top is that I’m not allowed to get upset when my stuff is ruined!
I just want to be able to have my nice things without them being ruined by someone else’s carelessness.
Update: I got fucking engaged AND THE RING WAS FUCKED UP. AND NOBODY NOTICED IT BEFORE IT WAS GIVEN TO ME,
@staff @support bring back the queue button on mobile
Nobody follows this blog so I could truly post about whatever I’d like
You guys ever see someone with a take that is so absolutely confusing and also super judgmental?
Yeah. I’m glad the block button exists.
Working in parts is great, you get such great customers. Here’s my most recent interaction.
Me: Thank you for calling Car Dealership Parts, how can I help you?
Customer (C from this point on): Hi I’m from Independent Shop, and I have a 2018 Car Model that needs piston rings. (For context, if you need piston rings you may be better off getting a new engine)
Me: Okay, according to the VIN you need these rings, which I do not have in stock. They list at this much and you will pay that much. I can see them Tuesday.
C: Is there anywhere nearby that has them? I need them today.
Me: Well, looks like the nearest dealer is in West Virginia, if you’re willing to make a 700 mile round trip.
He hung up.
Me: would you still love me if I was a worm?
Boyfriend: *giggles, then kisses me* yes, but there’s a not zero percent chance of me putting you on a hook and throwing you in a body of water! I’d also love you if you caught me a ten pounder :)
Somebody I follow said they read some stuff about a particular kids cartoon and proclaimed that it sucks. I’m not gonna disagree with them, it’s not the be all end all for kids’ programming, but at the same time? Idk. I’m not gonna give them shit about it bc that’s their opinion, but I’m not sure why people like to name drop in posts when they’re hating on it.
Also, sure, you can hate watch it, but to the execs that’s still a number towards making more…
It’s not like they absolutely dogged on it and people they watch either, I just. Hm.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky // Alanis Morissette
It’s perfectly acceptable for everyone to push me away. I’m annoying, clearly, and bring misery to everyone around me.
But the moment I push everyone away, I’m an asshole and treating people poorly.
I fail to see the logic.