EXCUSE ME, DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, LUKE PEARCE?
Have you considered clearing your schedule to receive the good news of the Sherlock Holmes of our hearts, the Golden Retriever Knight, Luke Pearce?
If you are tired of mediocre fictional men, please pull up a chair, take this pamphlet, and let me baptize you in the tears I have shed over this man.
The Gospel of Luke: Why You Should Convert Today!!!
Believing in Luke Pearce is way simpler than you think, just read his stories and look at everything youāll gain!
A Personal, 24/7 Anchor: Do you have nightmares? He will chase them away. Are you crying? He will wipe those tears. Need a hug? He is literally always there, always warm and ready for you. He is a knight who never takes off his armor, unless it's to hold you. He is your rock and wind by your side, he will protect you for life!
āI will find you, save you, and give you the worldās most reassuring hug. Whenever you feel troubled or sad, Iāll be by your side right away, I promiseā
- Luke Pearce Card: Blazeheart MR
The Goofiest Most Adorable Puppy: Luke is so freaking funny, that every story with him has tons of funny moments. Him and the MC have the cutest relationship where they constantly tease each other. Tickling each other or pinching each otherās cheeks, snowball fights and even towel? Wrestling?? And Luke is so weak, sosososo weak he melts at anything the MC does leading to the funniest moments where he folds like a house of cards at her smile. And when he starts doing whatever he wants the level of aegyo goes up to 10000000000!
A Man Who Fought Death and Won FOR YOU: You think your crush is dedicated? Luke was given a literal terminal diagnosis with a three year deadline. He had the sword of Damocles, constantly hanging above his head. What did he do? He worked so hard to stay alive just to have a future with the one he loves. He looked death in the eyes and said NOT TODAY, I HAVE A WIFE!! and even throughout the uncertainty, heād always put the one he loves first and give that same healing beautiful smile..
A Cool Detective boyfriend Husband: You want a detective husband? You got it. Heāll take you on thrilling investigations and build you custom gadgets (which can even be jewelry because this dude wants it to look nice on you and you also deserve the best) But wait, there's more! On the surface, he's a private investigator, but thatās just a cover for his actual job as an elite secret agent for the National Security Bureau. When his "Raven" side comes out? Absolutely lethal.
And when he's not saving people? He's restoring antiques, and oh yeah- he casually has a firefighter license because of course he does. Did I mention he even makes you earrings and rings as if he makes stuff like this all his life?
The Ultimate Mutual Support System: This isn't a one-sided "save the damsel" situation with Luke where heās constantly protecting us. Luke is our knight and he protects us yes, but we are the entire reason he keeps moving forward ever since so long ago where he dealt with so much guilt growing up. He says multiple times that we keep saving him too, always have been. We teach him that he is allowed to accept love too. And throughout the story you get to watch Luke become brighter and also more accepting to having you go through everything together rather than by himself!
A Masterclass in Living Beautifully: His story is the ultimate testament to the human spirit. Luke teaches us and learns himself that as long as we are alive, it is not over yet. He is the living definition of never giving up, loving your life exactly as it is, striving for the best for yourself, living every single day to the absolute fullest, and treasuring every memory like gold.
"But wait," you ask, "isnāt he too perfect?"
Absolutely not, and that is the best part! Luke was incredibly flawed and learns and learns from you! His entire character arc is a beautiful, heart-wrenching lesson in learning that his own happiness matters. Through loving him we teach him to value his happiness! And youāll be AMAZED by his progress!
Moreover because his illness, there is no room for taking things for granted here. The ticking clock in his story makes every single ordinary moment feel like a holy experience. You will learn to treasure everything with him, because this man fought through hell and his dying nerves and pain just to love you more.
Luke stories follow this narrative and are written so beautifully you will be RUINED and never settle for anything less!
How to Join
Joining is easy! AND FREE. You just have to:
Accept that Luke Pearce is the blueprint
Prepare to cry a lot (but in a comforting "he loves me so much" way, and maybe also because you canāt see him sad)
Start reading his cards!
So... what do you say? Come and join, subscribe to the Luke archive on YouTube.com and follow this blog for more of his highness Luke Pearce
Disclaimer: The Church of Luke Pearce is not legally or emotionally responsible for any severe heartache, dehydration due to crying, or existential dread experienced during the first two years of Lukeās story. Side effects of early-stage Luke exposure include, but are not limited to: watching an incredibly depressed, self-sacrificing puppy of a man try to push you away "for your own good," acute angst, screaming at your screen, and an overwhelming urge to wrap him in a blanket and never let him leave the house. If you experience sudden, intense chest pain from witnessing his despair, please consult your local fanfiction archive immediately. Proceed at your own emotional risk.
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