Times Bestsellers

We list the books.

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SOMETHING SHITTY IS HAPPENING IN MAINE, by Stephen King. (Blamfort) “You know, I don’t even remember writing this one.”

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ROMANCED BY THE ROBOT WELDING ARM, by Vembo Withers. (Flanksteak) Disillusioned mill worker Suzy “Trump Country” Entwhistle feared that a new industrial robot would take her job. Instead, it took her heart. (And also her job.)

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THE HORSE-MAN COMETH, by Lufrinda Bosh. (Hecka Books) In this paranormal western romance, Linnabell Sanderson, the only schoolteacher in the town of Dryspell, falls for a handsome centaur from Back East. (Yes, there is horse shlong.)

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ROMANCED BY THE ROBOT WELDING ARM, by Vembo Withers. (Flanksteak) Disillusioned mill worker Suzy “Trump Country” Entwhistle feared that a new industrial robot would take her job. Instead, it took her heart. (And also her job.)

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THE HORSE-MAN COMETH, by Lufrinda Bosh. (Hecka Books) In this paranormal western romance, Linnabell Sanderson, the only schoolteacher in the town of Dryspell, falls for a handsome centaur from Back East. (Yes, there is horse shlong.)

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A FRUSTRATING TIME FOR EVERYONE, by Jerribell Bloemfonte. (Jansplain Press) Dr. Maria Chang makes first contact with aliens, but all they want to talk about is that episode of Friends where Joey moves out.

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NEANDER-MALL, by Harbony Ning. (Ombulant SFF) A pair of researchers clone a hominid child and then promptly lose her in a crowded shopping center.

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SOMETHING SHITTY IS HAPPENING IN MAINE, by Stephen King. (Blamfort) “You know, I don’t even remember writing this one.”

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MY DOG WROTE A BOOK, by Cecil Pennyfarthing. (Hambwise) But not this book. This is a different book. The dog’s book is not otherwise mentioned.

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NEANDER-MALL, by Harbony Ning. (Ombulant SFF) A pair of researchers clone a hominid child and then promptly lose her in a crowded shopping center.

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ASDFLKJHAS!, by Malcolm Gladwell. (Flammo) Gladwell, grasping for yet another mind-bending way of seeing the world, argues that in fact, drugs are great and we should definitely be taking all of them at once while writing a book.

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THE BUTTRESS TOUCHERS, by Delga Ruscosmos (Biff) On an architectural tour of Yorkshire’s Gothic cathedrals, the editor of Sexy Buildings Monthly and a plucky chimney sweep fall in love.

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HAM SANDO, by J.J. Lathams. (Lupas Books) For the last time, this is a book about making delicious cured pork sandwiches, NOT a Star Wars tie-in.

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PLEASE SEND NOODS, by Grismalda Shernandez. (Quizmaster Romance) The owner of a neighborhood noodle shop tries Tinder.

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SOMETHING SHITTY IS HAPPENING IN MAINE, by Stephen King. (Blamfort) “You know, I don’t even remember writing this one.”

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THE LITTLEST FUCKSHOP, by Jaspertrange Hardoncage. (Hutchmountings) The staff of a struggling sex-toy store become heroes after donating enough handcuffs to arrest all the Nazis at a white supremacist rally.

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THE FORBIDDEN CAVE, by Shalerie Lang. (Groat) A human woman falls in love with a Yeti, but how will his straight-laced, patrician yeti family react?