this shit is legit

//Dave // 23 // Cooler than you// "Crows are hilarious. Dude. Lookit him, walking with such purpose. Places to go, birb things to do. Maybe he's got a meeting at four and still needs to prep for his speech, cause the board room is hella srs bsns and shit, but this proposal will get so much corn. Hella corn, corn stocks on the rise."

[timetablegears]

ethicalbluescreen‌:

That’s a cool way to say “we peeled apples and made jam”.

Jam making. Apple jam making.

Oh ? Music ?

oh okay that makes a totally different idea i legit figured you meant like bobbing for apples and yeee 1981 extended play - i dont know how but they found me is what im listening to least right now ive always got something going and playing ... fyi i dont know how but they found me is the name of the band

[timetablegears]

ethicalbluescreen‌:

Poetic.

I’d like to believe tumblr will one day has its fell stopped by some hard bottom, but it seems always able to dig lower.

What’s up, that’s a good question…  I’ve been requested to join some fancy apple murdering fiesta and got in reward an awful neck pain.

And you ?

fancy apple murder fiestas a complete mouthful but now i totes wanna know more... eh nothin much here at all probs shoulda slept forever ago but im all hella wrapped up in this album i dont want it to stop

[slyrup-deactivated20210322]

@timetablegears

Did I type this wrong ? Or is it just tumblr tumbling again ?

[timetablegears]

probs tumblr tumbling and tumbling and tumbling hella downhill on a slope into nothing

who knows maybe theres something legit down there eventually ... or not but hey sup?

[solsarts]

Frozen

[timetablegears]

holy fuck i legit ate too much but dont regret fuck oh god  so good so chicken im going to heaven this is how i go clucking in the sky

[snootyfoxfashion]

Stained Glass Skull from GlassArtStories

[jenzelart]

Time conscious crow, acrylic painting on cardboard

[witcheshaven]

nobody:

crows:

[crow--teeth]

[climbs inside a body bag and zips it up over myself] naptime

[birbbones]

Bonebox

[solsarts]

Reclaimed

[roadkillandcrows]

A box of rams and goats.

[timetablegears]

For Shits And Giggles

what is your muse’s anti - personality?

“ the anti - personality is a partially sub - conscious element of your psyche that governs many of your long - term desires,  and ultimately has a significant impact on the big decisions and direction you take in life.   this might be the voice that tells you to stay in bed,  or the one that makes you get up. ”

FRESH - Humour is one way to deal with things. By keeping yourself at arms length you do a good job of engaging without becoming another victim. Satire is powerful, use it to full effect and you will be pleased with the outcome—but remember that some things require a serious approach.

[prettydeadstuff]

Dog pack

[crow--teeth]

I always see that trope of crows having fancy British accents when in reality I feel like crows would sound like someone you’d find in a 7/11 parking lot at 3AM trying to chug a big gulp in 2 minutes

[lolminoot]

Never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.

[timetablegears]

good news totes found that deer someone stole part of it but legit found it