Moe's Tavern

Hi my name is Moe, but my friends call me Leo DiCaprio. I like long walks off a cliff, cats, having sexual experiences with food, cats, being awkward, longboarding, cats, music, recreational time, cats, colorful people and more cats. Keep it classy, Tumblr people.

[secrua]

darth vader being in rogue one

in a live action movie for the first time since 2005

with james earl jones reprising his role

[timetogetbuckwild]

This is why I hate it when people are like "omg moe ur sew kewl and funy u no hang out more?" Like lol because people are shit bags and I'm dead inside you dumb meat sack. I'm beyond miserable lol thanks 4 da reminderrrrrr

[timetogetbuckwild]

This is why I don't date. Ever. What the fuck.

[emilybuckshot]

[67888875322467]

Always reblog the creator

[niknak79]

[ericscissorhands]

“Dont forget, we’re the Bad Guys.”

Suicide Squad (2016) dir. David Ayer

[stormbun]

Deadpool (2016) dir. Tim Miller

[timetogetbuckwild]

I have been dumped twice in the past two months. By two guys I actually started to like. So what is wrong with me?

[timetogetbuckwild]

Showing off 🍀🍀🍀 #freckles #shorthairdontcare #hairflip

[timetogetbuckwild]

Youuuu Arreeeeee So Beautiffffuuuuuuuul... to meeeeeee #BestFran #theadventuresofMoeandTonks #catsagram #latergram

[timetogetbuckwild]

#selfie

[timetogetbuckwild]

#tbt to the time I blue myself #letssnapchat #selfie #freckles #shorthairdontcare

[timetogetbuckwild]

Me: you know what I Wanna do?

My mind: die?

Me: no besides that

[deadpool-party]

[opricat-deactivated20190919]

my new bird is a monet painting

[africant]

“You go, girls”

[diegoandor-deactivated20171220]

Surprise, this is a different kind of superhero story.