when I rule the world, I'll plant flowers

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[mcqraw]

[cinemapix]

DAVID DUCHOVNY as FOX MULDER The X Files | 1.11 “Eve”

[paverics]

i love "eurovision out of context" stuff because it implies they make more sense in context. they don't.

[allthesepurplelights]

“Konstrakta’s verses have made it into the Croatian Parliament 😁”

he looks so proud of himself 😂😂😂

(he also changed the lyrics from artist must be healthy to representative must be healthy)

[saltforthesea]

tonight Europe told us to eat veggies and p*ssy instead of meat and bananas instead of grandma and I think thats beautiful

[heateron]

ladies and gentlemen… mr. leonard cohen (1965) dir. don owen, donald brittain

[leonardcohensfirstwife]

please god can we talk about how sexy leonard cohen is in this photo taken by dominique issermann

[joeinct]

Willy Brandt, Photo by Will McBride, 1962

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[deathshallbenomore]

damiano david on the phone with mario draghi after testing negative for drugs, on his way to sue lots of people for defamation: “so mario here’s how we’re going to finance esc 2022”

[allthesepurplelights]

[enidsinclair]

Agent Mulder. I’m Dana Scully. I’ve been assigned to work with you.

[dsm-wannabe-linguist]

Me: Chomsky stated in 1957 that language acquisition is based on knowledge of a set of rules as opposed to memorising predetermined sentences

Also me: I have retained 4 conversational phrases in Swedish, please do not stray from this exact script or I will cry

[mesolithics]

if they end up having to physically drag trump out of the white house, I want that shit livestreamed. 

[mydarktv]

[fanonical]

you know in the sims where you give the sim the ‘evil’ trait and then half of their actions just have the word 'evil’ in front

that’s lucius malfoy’s life. take evil shower. have evil nap. read evil book.

[karrakazz]

this website is full of people chasing the high of being right in 10th grade english

[karrakazz]

#this counts as bullying

im glad its being taken in the spirit it was meant