timmy quotes for all

submissions welcome from any and all that have met or spoken with timnado (run by his child and girlfriend)

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timmy, describing pants: they're just long-sleeve shorts

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timmy, describing a kombucha scoby: it's like a... gelatinous pancake mated with with a chernobyl butternut squash

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timmy: sweet potatoes are gods garbage. they're like little packets of shit

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garbage list item #5:

fruit punch gatorade

[timmytwotumbles]

timmy: i should have been a king

chelsea: ...

[timmytwotumbles]

SUPREME GARBAGE #1:

raccoons

[timmytwotumbles]

garbage list item #4:

kombucha

[timmytwotumbles]

garbage list item #3:

tea

[timmytwotumbles]

garbage list item #2:

chopsticks

[timmytwotumbles]

garbage list item #1:

spring rolls

[timmytwotumbles]

em + chelsea: we'll have the spring rolls please

timmy: why the hell would you order that garbage when there are real egg rolls right below it