lanky white boy

Timothee Chalamet Stonecastle Resident Barista at Thanks-A-Latte coffee shop. I look like a weird art student. just a roleplay account

[timothee-x]

My instagram keeps advertising for me to buy a shirt with like... boobs on it. It’s definitely a womans shirt and I’m not sure how it got on my algorithm, but I definitely shouldn’t buy it for fun right? .... Right? 

[florencepxgh]

Currently sending out applications for me to find a roommate. Mainly because I stay up for too late watching true crime documentaries and then freak out at every noise I hear. So, roommate applications are open - much come with the ability to go investigate scary noises. 

[timothee-x]

I’d take you up on the offer, but I already have a roommate. I’d tell you to maybe cool it on the true crime docs, but I have a feeling you will not listen to me. I can keep an eye out for anyone looking for a roommate though? 

[lilyjames-x]

Today I spent a good 20 minutes looking for my glasses for them to be on my face the whole time. I am fully blaming it coming off a 15 hour shift and not my own stupidity. Please, tell me I am not the only one who does stupid stuff like this. 

[timothee-x]

They were... on your face? Like you were seeing through them? If that’s the case, I’m starting to think you may need a new prescription. Either that or it’s such a good prescription that it’s tricked your brain into thinking you can see perfectly.

[misswestfall]

Oh wow 🥵

[margoterobbies]

Zendaya and Timothée Chalamet for Entertainment Weekly

[timothee-x]

surgeoncumberbatch​:

I have had a few days like that where I don’t really move from my spot. Though I can’t bring you your phone nor do I think I could tell a delivery guy to just go into your home so I realize that this is probably moot. 

That’s alright. I probably wouldn’t want a random stranger to come into my house anyway. You know, come to think of it, it’s kind of weird that we just trust strangers to bring us our food.

[timothee-x]

saoirseronan-x​:

I may be persuaded to come to your place and bring food with me. But only if there is a beer and the good blanket in it for me. 

You know that I always have both of those things readily waiting for you. The one time that I didn’t, I thought you were actually going to murder me.

[timothee-x]

its-samara-bitch​:

It’s like you describe me, how did you know? Like, if someone can come over and do everything for me and/or bring me some food too, I’d appreciate it a lot.

I’m glad that someone can relate to my mood and I don’t just sound ridiculously lazy. We should start this service, but also that sounds like even more work, so maybe we shouldn’t. 

[korbin-universe]

Timothée Chalamet for British GQ Magazine

May 2020

[timothee-x]

You know those days when you have so much to do, but can’t manage to move from the spot you’re laying in? Like if someone could come hand me my phone so I can order food, but then also tell the delivery guy to just bring it straight to where I’m laying, that would be super great.