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omgggg HIII !! sniff sniff sniff sniff

studying u sexual style btw. tying u up with a vibe and asking you questions and turning it up to reward you when you answer while i take notes about what you said and then turning it back down so u focus on me again and feel desperate enough to wanna answer my next question. and im fully clothed and seemingly disinterested in actual sex and i never touch you or cum i jsut learn everything i can about you. and maybe every once in a while i read u reports i write on u based on the data i gather

thepubster

for clarification btw this isnt medfet this is science fet. im not a dr examining u im an autistic perv whos obsessed with you and wants to jerk off to graphs about your deepest traumas or whatever

mykawaiiromance

*paws at u* momstr???

*paws at u*

*paws at u* pleas

*paws at u* monter

*paws at u*

*paws at u* montsr emgry......

*paws at u*

*paws at u* PLEA

*paws at u* MONTER PLEASSSS....

rosemaryjansson

went and did it again

rosemaryjansson

on my shit again thanks everybody

squeakitties

i have been informed this is the song btw

stupid little simprat (affectionate)

,,T∆T,, hello ???? thank u i think

chickenstab

all these fucking fools on my dashboard talk about how they love bats but only show pictures of fruit bats fuck you start posting pictures of all bats i can’t stand this fucking bat erasure

chickenstab

look at him he’s not your conventionally attractive bat but he deserves just as much love

vederlicht

Yo, you want some adorable non-fruit bats? Gotcha covered, pals!

Long Eared Bat, huge ears and an adorable face!

Mexican Free Tailed Bat, named for the fact that their uropatagium (back leg membrane) doesn’t cover their tail, leaving them with a teeny mouse-like tail.

Gould’s Wattled Bat, they got some pearly white sharp teeth, but they tell great jokes and always laugh at yours too.

“HAHAHAHAHA!”

Hoary Bat, AKA the bat that looks like they’re covered in powdered sugar.

Bulldog Bat, a bulldog… with wings <3

Vampire Bat, often seen as creepy, but they’re actually really cute. Also fun fact, vampire bats live in a social structure where able-bodied bats go out and feed and then share part of their meal with old/weak/sick members who cannot forage themselves. No survival of the fittest here, every bat helps every bat out <3