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[tinysuitcasedemon]

"it feels like a cry for help so I flew in because I care" lestat was about to double kill him right then and there, my boy was PUSHING THOSE BUTTONS

[halles-comet]

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

[tinysuitcasedemon]

"the songs are not about you" yeah, sure they aren't sweetheart

[hkxox]

wolfstar in their apartment, music playing in background, swaying slowly, Remus's one hand on Sirius's waist, leaning down whispering singing softly in his ear, but i can't help falling in love with you and Sirius being overwhelmed by how loved he feels with Remus, his only thought oh I'm keeping him forever, holding him tighter

[tinysuitcasedemon]

Mi-am scăpat cafeaua înainte să pot măcar să o GUST

ADKSNAIABAJNSKSKSKAKABSI

[bookwyrminspiration]

sometimes I think about how Wymack made the foxes because he never wanted another kid to go through what he did only for his own son to qualify. and then i stare into the sun

[nobodyaskedyou]

tfc..

...compared to tkm...

[favouriteforlonglongtime]

remus waist grabber lupin and marlene tit grabber mckinnon are best friends btw

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Things to give a Victorian child

Baja blast pie

Cookie cake

Cheeseball

Doritos

@sexy-people-contests-2026 @wellcome-to-chaos

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Reading lessons.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

We can be burned for witchcraft together Drax

[iv-berries]

beyblades

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Added

[skylar-helsing]

I want to give them a camera and teach them how to use it. For some reason I have the strong intuition they would love it.

[lostinthewrongfandom]

Accepted

[drax-the-vampire-king]

"You mean i can have my portrait without having to stand still for several hours?"

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

And then immediately give them a container of spam, never let them guess your next move

[w4steland-ba6y]

the merry thieves (minus james):

[weralika]

Neil learned the concept of shovel talk from Andrew himself so when Kevin and jean get together he comes up to them and says "if you ever hurt each other I'm gonna kill you both and then myself. think about it."

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[7975348473]

James: No. NO. We're over!! I'm never talking to you again!

Sirius: Oh yeah?! Well if this is how you react when your best friend simply tries to make himself some profit, then you can fuck right off!!

James: Yeah, profit by STEALING THE PROPERTY I HAVE BEEN EYEING?? GET STUFFED BLACK!!

Peter: Now now, boys. Calm down.

Sirius, turning on him: YOU FUCK OFF PETTIGREW!! You literally have three— no— FOUR properties to your name!!

James, grumbling: Not to mention you refuse to visit your dear friends on their property!!

Sirius: Yeah! What of our profits?!

Remus: Lay off both of you. You're sore losers.

Sirius, throwing his hands up: SAID BY THE FUCKING BANKER— WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW OF PAIN?!

James: I SAW YOU PAWING AT THOSE 500 POUND BILLS LUPIN, DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED—

Remus: OH SO MY PROFIT DOESN'T MATTER??

Sirius: NOT IF YOU'RE CHEATING THE SYSTEM!!

James: BECAUSE YOU WOULD KNOW ALL ABOUT CHEATING, WOULDN'T YOU BLACK?! WHAT WITH THE WAY YOU CHEATED YOUR BEST MATE—

Sirius: OH MY FUCKING— IT ISN'T THAT DEEP?!

Peter: UHHH YEAH IT IS?? PROPERTY ISN'T A GAME?!

Remus, nodding: And neither is Monopoly. You're an ass, Pads.

Sirius, bewildered: I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND??

Remus, shrugging: All is fair in war— and Monopoly is a battlefield.

Peter: Hell yeah, Lupin.

James: What Moony said.

Sirius, whirling on James: I DIDN'T SEE YOU PREACHING THIS WHEN YOU FUCKING TACKLED REMUS FOR FORGETTING TO GIVE YOU 200 POUNDS?!

James: WOAH NOW, THAT'S DIFFERENT AND YOU KNOW IT!! THE "PASS GO" RULE IS HOLY AND SACRED!!!

Sirius: I'LL SHOW YOU HOLY AND SACRED WHEN I FUCKING SEND YOU TO HEAVEN—

(inspired by @sspadfoot :DDD)

[recurring-polynya]

me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[nikholascr0w]

Kevin “It’s easier if you remain heterosexual” Day accidentally setting up every single member of his perfect court with another male member of his perfect court unknowingly

[tinysuitcasedemon]

LOOK LOOK LOOK I'M GETTING BETTER AT FRENCH BEADING