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Ice cold feet

#snow #cold #feet #freezing #toes #soles

What do you think about my webbed toes? Yay or Nay?

#toes #webbedtoes #webbed toes #feet #foot #tattoo

Dirty feet with webbed toes :D <3

#feet #foot #footgoddess #foot girl #feetlovers #feet love #toes #cute little toes #webbed toes

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#regram @themarkwildman “Blarf” an ongoing series.

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tastefullyoffensive

sacred-portal

jesusbeans

Or it’s a jewellery box…

ceeberoni

what kind of jewelry box has usb ports. the truth is out there

brylup-blog

It’s a fucking mirror

ceeberoni

What kind of mirror has USB ports????????

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confirmed

exoqenises

what the fuck happened here

nerdeas

connorcillium

I recently found out that Lily James, who’s playing Cinderella in the upcoming Disney movie, initially auditioned for the role of an ugly stepsister. And idk why I find that oddly inspiring that you can see yourself as an ugly stepsister but the rest of the world will call you Cinderella

If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

can be made into:

different variations of fries

regular,

curly,

waffle.

It can be made into chips

or ruffly

you can make hashbrowns with it

even a salad

add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

you can have it sliced and diced

or baked

you can make tater tots

hell you can even eat the skin

or just have little potato nuggets

thank u potatoes

cali-cocaine

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YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.