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@tired-uma-dori
my name's black☆star dreamer i work at the umaid café and i hate my job badly. i am unfortunately too broke to quit however
also i'm a student at tracen academy i guess. no you don't get a discount for being my classmate. this is aimed at you specifically digital
<hi it's siffrin from @horsemejoshi again. oc blog have fun>
<saying this preemptively but don't come on my blog with the meisho doto cult or whatever's going on>
Why are you mousephobic
have you seen that fucking thing? i don't even wanna call it a mouse
have you tried killing people
that one's worse than hard drugs and will get me in jail longer. also i don't want to
*the 50 Pigeons in a Trenchcoat return*
*it seems you have a regular customer now*
*they'll have a Caramel Americano and a Criossant, as before*
oh hey guys. i'm curious can one croissant actually feed all of you because you're like a lot of pigeons
[the pigeons' order is already ready for them on the counter.]
Have you tried taking hard drugs to numb the pain
thanks for the suggestion but i'm not going to jail
Umamusume Showdown - Round 4
Agnes Tachyon vs. Agnes Digital
Agnes Tachyon
Agnes Digital
is there an option for 'neither'
*An umamusume walks into the cafe from the rift entrance! She's wearing what looks like karate robes, and is holding a walking stick...? No, that's... That's probably a staff.*
Oh, hi! Umm... where am I?
@belamcanda-hanbo
I WAS SPECIFICALLY TOLD THE RIFT WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING WHEN I GOT THE JOB WHAT THE FUCK
hi. you're in the café under tracen academy that used to be a scary evil labyrinth. and you're also the weirdest thing to happen to me on the clock
Huh... Well, I'm sorry-Wait, did you say Tracen? Fight mom works there!!! Actually, I was potentially thinking about applying to be a student there, but running is boring! I wanted to go into something else athletic!
*The hanbo staff on her hilt, and the black belt she has would imply... one possible meaning of "something else atheltic".*
f. fight mom?? is there a pacifist mom somewhere??
wait. who's your mom anyway
I have two! Fight mom and Garden mom! Uh... Flora and Polly!
ohhhhh boy. you came from another world or something i think. i'm like 95% sure they don't have a kid in this one. good luck with that..???
Ohhhhhhhhhh, okay!
...you said this is a cafe? What stuff do you have?
normal café stuff. coffee and tea and snacks. and of course the sealed off labyrinth in the back
Oooooo, do you have any lemonade?
we do in fact have lemonade
Can I have some?
*She gives some yen, an amount that actually is enough to pay for it!*
i'll grab that for you in a sec. once you're done, you should... probably go find your parents? you don't exist in this world, but other people have had kids from other worlds show up and they've dealt with it just fine
*An umamusume walks into the cafe from the rift entrance! She's wearing what looks like karate robes, and is holding a walking stick...? No, that's... That's probably a staff.*
Oh, hi! Umm... where am I?
@belamcanda-hanbo
I WAS SPECIFICALLY TOLD THE RIFT WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING WHEN I GOT THE JOB WHAT THE FUCK
hi. you're in the café under tracen academy that used to be a scary evil labyrinth. and you're also the weirdest thing to happen to me on the clock
Huh... Well, I'm sorry-Wait, did you say Tracen? Fight mom works there!!! Actually, I was potentially thinking about applying to be a student there, but running is boring! I wanted to go into something else athletic!
*The hanbo staff on her hilt, and the black belt she has would imply... one possible meaning of "something else atheltic".*
f. fight mom?? is there a pacifist mom somewhere??
wait. who's your mom anyway
I have two! Fight mom and Garden mom! Uh... Flora and Polly!
ohhhhh boy. you came from another world or something i think. i'm like 95% sure they don't have a kid in this one. good luck with that..???
Ohhhhhhhhhh, okay!
...you said this is a cafe? What stuff do you have?
normal café stuff. coffee and tea and snacks. and of course the sealed off labyrinth in the back
Oooooo, do you have any lemonade?
we do in fact have lemonade
*An umamusume walks into the cafe from the rift entrance! She's wearing what looks like karate robes, and is holding a walking stick...? No, that's... That's probably a staff.*
Oh, hi! Umm... where am I?
@belamcanda-hanbo
I WAS SPECIFICALLY TOLD THE RIFT WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING WHEN I GOT THE JOB WHAT THE FUCK
hi. you're in the café under tracen academy that used to be a scary evil labyrinth. and you're also the weirdest thing to happen to me on the clock
Huh... Well, I'm sorry-Wait, did you say Tracen? Fight mom works there!!! Actually, I was potentially thinking about applying to be a student there, but running is boring! I wanted to go into something else athletic!
*The hanbo staff on her hilt, and the black belt she has would imply... one possible meaning of "something else atheltic".*
f. fight mom?? is there a pacifist mom somewhere??
wait. who's your mom anyway
I have two! Fight mom and Garden mom! Uh... Flora and Polly!
ohhhhh boy. you came from another world or something i think. i'm like 95% sure they don't have a kid in this one. good luck with that..???
Ohhhhhhhhhh, okay!
...you said this is a cafe? What stuff do you have?
normal café stuff. coffee and tea and snacks. and of course the sealed off labyrinth in the back
*An umamusume walks into the cafe from the rift entrance! She's wearing what looks like karate robes, and is holding a walking stick...? No, that's... That's probably a staff.*
Oh, hi! Umm... where am I?
@belamcanda-hanbo
I WAS SPECIFICALLY TOLD THE RIFT WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING WHEN I GOT THE JOB WHAT THE FUCK
hi. you're in the café under tracen academy that used to be a scary evil labyrinth. and you're also the weirdest thing to happen to me on the clock
Huh... Well, I'm sorry-Wait, did you say Tracen? Fight mom works there!!! Actually, I was potentially thinking about applying to be a student there, but running is boring! I wanted to go into something else athletic!
*The hanbo staff on her hilt, and the black belt she has would imply... one possible meaning of "something else atheltic".*
f. fight mom?? is there a pacifist mom somewhere??
wait. who's your mom anyway
I have two! Fight mom and Garden mom! Uh... Flora and Polly!
ohhhhh boy. you came from another world or something i think. i'm like 95% sure they don't have a kid in this one. good luck with that..???
*An umamusume walks into the cafe from the rift entrance! She's wearing what looks like karate robes, and is holding a walking stick...? No, that's... That's probably a staff.*
Oh, hi! Umm... where am I?
@belamcanda-hanbo
I WAS SPECIFICALLY TOLD THE RIFT WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING WHEN I GOT THE JOB WHAT THE FUCK
hi. you're in the café under tracen academy that used to be a scary evil labyrinth. and you're also the weirdest thing to happen to me on the clock
Huh... Well, I'm sorry-Wait, did you say Tracen? Fight mom works there!!! Actually, I was potentially thinking about applying to be a student there, but running is boring! I wanted to go into something else athletic!
*The hanbo staff on her hilt, and the black belt she has would imply... one possible meaning of "something else atheltic".*
f. fight mom?? is there a pacifist mom somewhere??
wait. who's your mom anyway
I have two! Fight mom and Garden mom! Uh... Flora and Polly!
ohhhhh boy. you came from another world or something i think. i'm like 95% sure they don't have a kid in this one. good luck with that..???
*An umamusume walks into the cafe from the rift entrance! She's wearing what looks like karate robes, and is holding a walking stick...? No, that's... That's probably a staff.*
Oh, hi! Umm... where am I?
@belamcanda-hanbo
I WAS SPECIFICALLY TOLD THE RIFT WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING WHEN I GOT THE JOB WHAT THE FUCK
hi. you're in the café under tracen academy that used to be a scary evil labyrinth. and you're also the weirdest thing to happen to me on the clock
Huh... Well, I'm sorry-Wait, did you say Tracen? Fight mom works there!!! Actually, I was potentially thinking about applying to be a student there, but running is boring! I wanted to go into something else athletic!
*The hanbo staff on her hilt, and the black belt she has would imply... one possible meaning of "something else atheltic".*
f. fight mom?? is there a pacifist mom somewhere??
wait. who's your mom anyway
*An umamusume walks into the cafe from the rift entrance! She's wearing what looks like karate robes, and is holding a walking stick...? No, that's... That's probably a staff.*
Oh, hi! Umm... where am I?
@belamcanda-hanbo
I WAS SPECIFICALLY TOLD THE RIFT WOULDN'T DO ANYTHING WHEN I GOT THE JOB WHAT THE FUCK
hi. you're in the café under tracen academy that used to be a scary evil labyrinth. and you're also the weirdest thing to happen to me on the clock
Thank you for showing us anything is possible. You will be a shining light for this generations juniors
what do you mean 'anything is possible'. hey. hey i'm not that much of a loser guys
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND???????? HOW??????????????????????
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO ITALICIZE YOU IT'S NOT THAT INSANE??
Do you like. Do things. Outside of work
yes i do things outside of work. i have a whole entire girlfriend
