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discreet45

fiztheancient

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

jerkstorecalling

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

toolusingmammalgirl

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

sm1j-deactivated20260310

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

quackatomic

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

mlleclaudine

What if we lived in a world where giant cats and dogs roamed the earth?

pomrania

There’s even more pictures, from the second page of the link:

Never before have I so deeply wanted to live in the world of someone’s artwork. Those pictures with the human just burying their entire upper body in the floof, they speak to me on a spiritual level.

rach-lisbeth

I really respect the guy that just keeps faceplanting all of the softest looking creatures. Same, dude. same.

melonishus

OH MY GOSH IT’S ADORABLE

mjalti

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

best-of-inspirobot

odd-lil-duck

Glad to know we all know our history

findher-ogg

lesless

New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.

lesless

Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!

lieutenantfish

new bat!

giantwalkingdeathray

BEE BAT

deebott

Bumble bat

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

cowboy bee bat

scene118

good morning to all the breasts, honkerz, bazongers, knockers, bongos, tatas, titties, tits, racks, papas, bosoms, bazookas, boobers, tatas majores, mammary glands, bazooms, baps, tig ol biddies, chesticles, bazoombas, cha chas, hunka hunkas, awooga boogas, badonkers, dobonhonkeros, hadonkadonkas, milkers, tetas and titty tity boing boings

7-dreamers

[200319] Sua’s App Update (½):

Calming photos and not so calming photos

Trans: 7-Dreamers | Please do not take without credit

#*s c r e a m s*#dreamcatcher

cookiescr

Yknow the thing where red pandas just lay down on a branch and let their legs hang and they’re just like vibing

cookiescr

they’re just vibing yknow?

dimpledgucci

porcupines do this too :)

callingallcars

i have excellent news about the manul cat

radwolf76

Manul cat is an automatic reblog from me.

whitepeopletwitter

homopower

Like to charge, reblog to cast…

twistedanemo

It’s officially the 7th of September here now, so happy birthday Saihara!

catboymuqing-moving

we take stuffed animals very seriously in this house

moeria-deactivated20130301

bad

gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

rasec-wizzlbang-blog

is this the episode where he lost his house

unleonardo

Honestly I’m such a catch and if you don’t have at least a little crush on me its ur loss

devilboyblues

Money can buy

Independence and safety (not having to rely on abusive ppl, getting to control how you spend your time and money)

Experiences (travel, events, vacations, entertainment)

Health (medical care duh, good food, good location, reduced stress)

Opportunity (car, being able to move, having a safety net, “looking professional”)

Confidence (clothes that make you look good, things that make you feel good)

iunno that seems a lot like happiness

theoldness

w-r-o-u-g-h-t

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”