Mike 'Tired of your' Schmidt

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[aidn]

[justbadpuns]

I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher.

[primalarc]

Caught red handed! This is a Christmas gift for my friend @fazbear-security, who should be given a medal for making the cutest Puppet.

[none-of-us-are]

GOODBYE OLD F R I E N D

[zurabyte]

BIG MEATY C LA W S

[petscop]

sometimes bootlegs are eerily good

but most of the time they

they….

they uh

[sweetuffle]

i couldnt think of a good bg so take a transparent sadboy

[batz]

this show is a disaster 

[eaudecrow]

Hard to say whether GLaDOS or Mike will dismantle hand unit first 

[notthedisneyyourelookingfor]

LADIES!

If he says, “If you love me, you’d have sex with me”…

[methargicismm]

This is the one and only time Im ever gonna fucking tell you to listen to this asswipe of a lion.

[roguesareth]

This goes for everyone, dont think women dont do this shit to.

[unclebeanbag]

If anyone says “If you loved me you’d…” just leave 

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

Wished id have realized this at 18.

[justbadpuns]

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a day..

[blue-le-q]

[serifdraws-blog]

Traditional Funtime Foxy Fanart

[justbadpuns]

What happens on the day to u suddenly realise there are no more puns left in the world to share?

That will be a very dark day indeed, a world with new puns is not one I want to see

[thexzzy-deactivated20250919]

[justbadpuns]

I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.

[justbadpuns]

Whenever my roommate is constipated on the toilet, I barge in on him holding a knife. It really scares the shit out of him