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@titanictherapist
"What? Too bright for you?"
TitanicTherapist - A semi-selective, independent RP blog featuring a Sun Sized, Omnipotent Ultimate Rose Lalonde.
USSBBW / Blob Weight Gain
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Available for both Private and Ask Related interaction.
I don't know if you're aware of it, but would you ever consider using F-List?
[[ I do already! But the thing is I'm not really interested in being in Chat not getting clicks all day on super niche profiles so... I keep these two girls on Tumblr lol. ]]
(It was more to reference about anons being off on the other blog)
[[ Oh i... forgot I didn't turn that on... :'3... I'm fine
OKAY ANONS ARE TURNED ON FOR LADY CROCKER'S BLOG CRIES PLS SEND ME ANONS I'M SO SORRY ANONS-- ]]
(Lady Crocker canonically shy and afraid of anons it seems /s)
[[ As if! I've only got one ask lmao and I'm figuring out how to answer it or when to do so, so that the blog has SOME content. And won't just be one post then drip feed. ]]
[[ Pssst, you guys should send some asks over to Lady Crocker's blog now. Wink wink. Nudge. Wink. ]]
[[ Pssst, everyone, I made that silly little blog... ]]
Idk about everyone else but conventional attractiveness stops being a factor to me when slobby piles of flab are involved! All fatties are equally beautiful!
[[ Haha, well you guys'll have to give her activity then for me to work with! But I suppose I can go ahead and make a profile for her. ]]
(( Does The Lady's personality differ from normal Callie, sorta like Alt!Callie? Or do fanfiction writers have to get jumpscared about a giant, lardy, all powerful skeleton snake gal knocking on their door to gush about their fic? Also, how do the Lord and the Lady feel about the other, given multiversal bs? ))
[[ I like to imagine her nature as a fanfiction girlie means she is fully willing to snatch the narrative just to give lectures and monologues. Often about herself. "unlike some other beings i don't care to render myself in a more symbolic fashion. i find it a tasteless censorship of a godly form unbefitting of someone of my status and affluence, truly. besides—i simply look better when rendered in full detail ^u^!" She's the Lord of Space. Breaking the fourth wall and wrangling the narrative is child's play. Unlike our main Calliope, she's a far more cynical type who doesn't believe in the inherent goodness of people. Her benevolence is predicated off of Hobbes, if that makes sense: you need order and society in order to force people to be good, as in the end evil without purpose is simply in the nature of things. Her brother is proof of that. It's ulterior factors that enforce goodness. And obedience must be forced in order to ensure that everyone gets along. She's not the bad guy, so she thinks. She's just willing to do bad things in order to control and dominate, and eventually use her inherent benevolence to whittle away all evil until the multiverse exists in perfect harmony, free from the threat of the inherent evil of lesser beings ultimately interfering. In short, she's a bit complicated and a bit more hypocritical. But you can bet she absolutely still enjoys literature. The main gist of her scenario is that in this case, all Post-Scratch universes have been swapped. Beforus and the Alpha Kids are the first intro, with Alternias violence having left it unable to beat the game and needing to scratch to make Beforus, and the Beta Kids being post-scratch. Unlike her brother, she's manifested in more religious ways on Beforus. It has a mainstream faith, with her as it's central figure basically. So she's definitely riding a higher god complex compared to him, where he liked being feared and terrified, the Lady wants to be adored and worshiped by her followers. Only they can understand the benevolence she wants to spread, after-all! In short, she's surprisingly friendly and chatty. Enough that you'd probably put your guard down around this would-be conqueror. But that squishy green blubber hides a calculating, dominative force. No matter her delusions. ]]
Sorry to say that I posted these on Bluesky first and not Tumblr. Truly, doing all of you a disservice in favor of the quick and easy pleasures of the note.
That all said take this vorny and/or burpy Darumi, please.
You underestimate how enamored we are by your frankly incredible creative endeavors, honestly
[ Aw hush you're flattering little ol' me. If only Tumblr ( well, and the HS community ) was bigger then I'd totally be able to push AU Fat Callie / Lady Crocker. ] [ The Lady isn't a destroyer like her brother. Rather: she fancies herself a conquerer. A dominator. Expanding dominon and control. She's not necessarily evil—she still believes herself capable of benevolence! It's just that, well, she's turned to the idea that ensuring evil like her brother can't actually happen means you need to control it. Watch over everything. And what, pray tell, is better for a Lord of Space then to conquer Space as we know it? Growing up with her brother, she began to realize something. That evil like him was going to exist. No matter how friendly she tried to be or mature she positioned herself: he was evil for the sake of it. So what was she supposed to do...? She resolved she couldn't be passive anymore. She steeled her nerves and took the plunge, making her own plan to take advantage of SBURB and it's unique properties to have him killed instead. It was a grim catharsis. But one she embraced in the pursuit of the greater good. That, ever since then, has fueled her philosophy. She couldn't afford to be passive anymore if she wanted to be someone that would make a difference. The people she cared about... She wanted to put them all in their own bubble. Where nothing horrid can grow or fester. Perfect eternity... In short she'd vore you and keep her in her big tummy teeheehee :3 ]
whoaaaa
[ The lore I've made for this silly AU is a testament to how much I love Calliope lol. I'm half tempted to make a blog for her but I doubt it'd get much attention like the more conventional attractive Rosey can here... ]
[ Oh hey! I'm alive. That must mean I have something to shooow. This is nothing special. Just an AU variant of my second favorite Homestuck girlie cause I felt like it. There's a flashing version under the Read Me... But TW: Epilepsy for it! ]
[ Haha imagine if I actually went and made her in the style of an actual Homestuck sprite wouldn't that be silly... ]
[ Oh hey! I'm alive. That must mean I have something to shooow. This is nothing special. Just an AU variant of my second favorite Homestuck girlie cause I felt like it. There's a flashing version under the Read Me... But TW: Epilepsy for it! ]
[ Oh hey! I'm alive. That must mean I have something to shooow. This is nothing special. Just an AU variant of my second favorite Homestuck girlie cause I felt like it. There's a flashing version under the Read Me... But TW: Epilepsy for it! ]
if you wouldn't mind the sudden intrusion into your mind: I've the curiosity, and perhaps stupidity, to ask if your affinity for the art of textile work could somehow be used to assist me?
Kanaya blinks, looking up from her nightly reading in bed, much as she'd prefer the recuperacoon. Usually she got messages on that 'computer.'
Well, if she wasn't going mad she could try thinking back:
"That Would Depend What You Need Assistance With I Think"
Should I seek to characterize it as a mere triviality, I would be indulging in a deliberate act of misdirection regarding its true nature. I possess a most unconventional physique and weight, one that transcends the ordinary measurements by which clothing is typically deemed... effective.
Yet, in spite of this, I have managed, quite remarkably, to endure.
Even with a form of omnipotence at my disposal, I find myself tragically incapable of summoning the means to mend the simplest of garments—those humble articles that serve the modest purpose of maintaining what little semblance of propriety I still cling to.
In brief? The services of a sufficiently skilled seamstress have become, for me, an absolute necessity at this moment. If you require an accurate understanding of my size, I would advise you to exit your hive and seek the most luminous object in your celestial system, it shouldn't be very difficult. Though, I must note: I am still a considerable distance away from that point.
Oh. Yes . I suppose you do, unfortunately, exist in a similar state near my own scale.
Damn 8itch if you h8 me that much I'm sure we can can exist far apart enough in the universe. I might 8e the 8iggest and 8addest 8itch around 8ut I think the known universe might just 8e 8ig enough for us.
I'm afraid there is not enough space betwixt you and I for my comfort with merely a universe. Perhaps five or more would suffice.
As a bare minimum.
Not to mention I'm a superior "gas giant" in terms of scale, to you. So I'll be needing extra room.
Ex-f8cking-cuse me 8itch? You wanna run those num8ers again? Unless I missed something major I'm pretty I'M the 8igger one of the two of us here.
Tell you what, the second I find out how to gener8 that amount of space freely I'll put fucking 8 universes 8etween the two of us. Can't 8elieve I'd even make such an offer for someone though, should 8e gr8ful you get to exist in a universe with me in it...
I am grateful for your coexistence alongside me the same way a sinner is grateful to be ensnared in the eternal torture of Hell. Although I am luckier, as at the very least existence has the grace to allow me to ignore you.
If you ever figure out how to generate such space: perhaps you could put it towards assisting your mental size in comparison to me? How long has it been since you measured our scale regardless? You're awfully quick to boast. Or have you been so coddled by vapid praise you've now internalized it as your own skewed perception of reality?
Though you are a Light player. Perhaps you can illuminate to me why I would.be grateful to exist near you?
I don't go around measuring every fatass who claims to 8e 8igger than me, 8ecause most of the time they're just looking for a reaction. Unless something changed weren't you 8asing your size around your home planet's pathetic sun? I know I'm closer to twice that size! The Green Sun certainly made sure that I was as impressive as I deserved to 8e...
As for the praise I never asked for that 8ullshit, just 8ecause I went godtier in an... unorthodox way doesn't mean I wanted to 8e worshipped. If a 8unch of tiny weaklings want to pledge themselves to me 8ecause they finally can't ignore how gr8 I am, well that's their pro8lem.
That 8eing said though, everyone should 8e gr8ful to exist near me 8ecause I enrich everyone's life simply 8y grace of existing. Even 8efore I ended up like this I was already the 8est, this increase in mass just helped make sure that no one could ignore me. I can understand if you're intimid8d 8y 8eing in the presence of the pinnacle of all trolls, most people would 8e. Don't worry though, I'm sure you might EVENTUALLY 8ulk up enough to rival, may8e you'll even do something with. Although I could 8e wrong a8out your size and all of this! May8e you finally 8lew up enough to fit that galactic ego in your ass.
Indeed, you are correct in your assessment that I possess a rather formidable ego. I am sufficiently self-aware to acknowledge that I have, over time, cultivated a particular sense of self-assumed superiority, one that I consciously carry as part of my persona. That being said, I would contend that my physique stands as a fitting complement to the grandiosity of my ego.
However, when it comes to you, I fear that no conceivable metric, no matter how expansive, could adequately encapsulate the sheer magnitude of your own ego.
If my ego could be described as galactic in scope, I find myself utterly incapable of conjuring a comparison potent enough to match the boundless expanse of yours. Perhaps "omniversal" might come close, though even this might fall short in capturing the full extent of your self-importance.
Of course, were you to truly desire it, you could undoubtedly find some vast reservoir of power—or, as is your inclination, perhaps pilfer a stroke of luck from someone else, to shield yourself from the veneration that others offer you.
But, ah, that would require the acknowledgment, a painful self-awareness, of the simple truth: even if you never actively sought worship, deep down, you yearn for it. That is where you and I fundamentally diverge. I do not hunger for adulation; I seek knowledge solely for the gratification it brings to my own intellect. Whereas you, very tragically, are consumed by an insatiable need for the reverence of others.
It is hardly surprising that you have yet to grasp this distinction. A person of your nature, where the vast majority of her body is utilized purely for holding methane, is understandably blinded by her own self-perception, shall we say.
Any chance that we can get an update on your size, Rose?
I believe I said sometime ago that, contrary to what certain individuals may claim: my scale is comparable more to somewhere just over the scale of Betelgeuse. Rather apt, considering the current season on Earth.
To be more forthright I believe I am physically smaller than the object of my previous interactions. Yet her easily provoked temper is amusing to send into overdrive, even against my better jusgement.
