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Right now isn’t the time to be fucking up, HBO Go.

My HBO Go isn’t fucked up. You are always welcome to come to my house to watch TV.

#adella gon beat suttons ass if anything comes of this

platinumuses:

Right now isn’t the time to be fucking up, HBO Go.

Have I taught you nothing? Illegally watch it online off some random streaming site, silly goon.

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Please tell me you’ve been keeping up with Teen Wolf! I can officially say I’m dating someone from the cast instead of pretending I’m planning a wedding with Dylan O’Brien.

Oh my god, yes. He was so good in it! I didn’t know he could act.

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Please tell me you’ve been keeping up with Teen Wolf! I can officially say I’m dating someone from the cast instead of pretending I’m planning a wedding with Dylan O’Brien.

What’s Teen Wolf? Danny’s on it?

platinumuses:

Please tell me you’ve been keeping up with Teen Wolf! I can officially say I’m dating someone from the cast instead of pretending I’m planning a wedding with Dylan O’Brien.

Who is your boyfriend again?

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Actually, I think I’d love watching you writhe around on the floor in pain so much more.. funny how that works out.

All I get from that is that you love watching me. I don’t blame you.

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I’m the most repulsive person? Take a look in the mirror, babygirl. The nitpicking isn’t helping your case and no I meant being. As in who knew you could be sweet.

One: never call me babygirl ever again. Two: The fact that you called me repulsive is clearly a joke because my sister and I are definitely on the list of top aesthetically pleasing people in this town.

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I feel like there’s an easy segway between the two and you should say both now, at least once.. for little ol’ me. I’ll even bat my eyelashes if that’ll help sway you towards saying yes.

How could I ever say no to you? I’ll save the sayings for our date. It’ll be great, I’m already planning it out in my head.

#it is

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That’s something I’d love to see.

Send me his address. I’ll do it right now.

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Why the hell do all of your family members exceed the size of average men?

They just do. You making fun of my family now?

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Drunk minors, now there’s a way to get people to come to your club! You sure? Fake goldfish have figurative feelings too. It might be, does that mean I get to take you and the goldfish out if it is?

Or just a club for drunk minors who will do anything for booze including spending a lot of money! I apologize to the fake goldfish and their figurative feelings then. Only if it actually is your birthday.

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No it has to be something else. Your car? No, that’s not it either.

I’m a fucking joy to be around. Deal with it.

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Hm, you are looking particularly hot right now but you are only human so I think I’ll guess six?

Cold. Guess again.

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True but if you break my stuff I’d probably want to.. depending on what you break.

What if it was, hypothetically, your xbox?

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If we’re going to be in this business together you better get better at lying! I’m so heartbroken. Is that a wide-known rule? This is the first I’m hearing of it.

I’m great at lying, shut up! It is. Kidnapping people is not widely accepted. Sorry to break it to you - but who knows maybe she’ll pick up some Stockholm Syndrome and love you eventually.

Text 📱 eemmaa

Emma: new phone who is this????

Emma: its 'too little too late' smart one.. and stfu. you were supposed to be my wingman and then you just up and leave. thanks alot! *cue the music and montage of caden and I pics*

Danny: and with that u are not invited to any after parties ever again

Danny: sry not sry i got famous!!!!

Danny: u were supposed to just make out with him and you didnt so who fault ur fault

Text 📱 my girl

Sofia: ugh I wish

Sofia: my mom would kill me and then she'd kill u and end up in prison and she's not cut out for that life.

Danny: i love that u still care that ur mom would be in prison even tho she just killed us in that scenario

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