Ranch Metaphor Enthusiat

I went off my medication and got obsessed with dnp again She/her Main: uh-ohspaghettio

[screaming-at-moss]

Ok but imagine if your quirky internet famous/questionably employed emo son comes home with a boyfriend he met off the internet, and it’s a twink 4 years younger than him who won’t take off his winter hat, has his ass entirely out, appears to be illiterate, stays until Christmas Eve and when you click on your son’s new fun YouTube project he’s there again making sex tape jokes AND he took all the batteries out of your clocks

[screaming-at-moss]

FOR REALL

[pseudophan]

haha he likes him. point and laugh

[evfdnp]

Everything reminds me of them.

[pseudophan]

girl get a grip 😭

[pseudophan]

girl GET a GRIP

[peej-on-your-rivalry]

eat glue

[sleepyslag]

they're in love for real in real life. is anyone else seeing this.

[diphowell]

I think Dan's soul left his body

[chompingonuggets]

Cute aggressions

[circuitbirb]

Making the Phantasy Calendar

[sleepyslag]

Dan Howell is the ultimate never kill yourself because 20 years down the line you might be gay married to your soulmate with 4 theatrical tours and a wildly successful career under your belt and millions of queer people worldwide will look up to you as an icon.

[chompingonuggets]

Quality time

[chompingonuggets]

…so I heard we’re getting princess Phil in this years callender

[chompingonuggets]

How the last month has felt like

(Click on it 4 better quality)

[mothmanbussy420]

what could have been

[mothmanbussy420]

this is what’s under the flag btw it makes me laugh

[bestofphantwitter]

Link

[phautist]

your honor, i love them

[dpdailyupdate]

Comments liked and replied to by Dan and Phil on ‘Are we in the world’s longest situationship?’

17 November 2025