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Some things that arrived:
The Supernatural season finale happened, marking the 12th consecutive year of the world being about to end.
The SNL season finale happened, marking the 41st consecutive year of people describing entire sketches and then saying “you just have to watch it.”
A Beauty & The Beast trailer came out. No spoilers but it looks like there are some chandeliers involved.
Steven Universe leaked some episodes but we didn’t watch them.
If anyone asks, we didn’t watch them.
But they were great.
But we didn’t watch them.
Some notable figures:
Bella Hadid is being pretty.
PewDiePie is being petty.
Hodor: Hodor.
Also:
Horoscopes: Mercury’s out of retrograde
Summer: The corner store’s out of Gatorade
Glitter: Have you heard about this stuff?
Some blogs:
Why I Deleted Your Game’s PR Email (@whyideletedyourgamespremail) is the game version of
Why I Deleted Your Band’s Promo Email (@whyideletedyourpromoemail). PR people say the darndest things.
Also Fifth Harmony (@theofficialfifthharmony) has a Tumblr. All five of them! One tumblr! What a deal.
Titanic (1997) Dir. James Cameron: