It’s that time again! It’s what time, you ask? Why, it’s time for my IRL friends to look at me in horror and exclaim, “R.C., you spent a ridiculous amount of your own money on sex paraphernalia and you’re not even keeping any of it?! You’re crazy!”
I am.
I am crazy.
CRAZY ABOUT SPREADING JOY LIKE SOME KIND OF SEX TOY SANTA, THAT IS.
It’s October, which means it’s Orgasm Awareness Month (idk I made that up last year and I’m sticking to it), which means…
Wait for it.
… It’s time for the second annual TMI Tuesday Sex Toy Giveaway!
Last year, I gave away about $150 in sex paraphernalia and this year I’ve upped the ante. I’m very excited about this year’s haul. Are you ready for this jelly? Okay, here we go.
1 Grand Prize winner will receive:
- 1 NJOY Pure Wand (late addition to contest!) - 1 Le Reve Femme Vibe (R.C.’s personal favorite) - 1 Thunderbird Dual Action Vibrator - 1 Doc Johnson Sliders Anal Vibrator - 1 Pipedream Beginner’s Penetrix Strap-On with Dildo - 1 Mini-Miracle Wand (like the Hitachi wand, only smaller) - 1 Tenga Egg (penis masturbator) - 1 set of Ben Wa Balls - 1 bottle of spray anti-bacterial toy cleanser - 1 bottle of Vlube water-based, glycerin-free, ultra-sensitive lubricant - 1 25-pack of Crown Skinless Skin Condoms (voted #1 Best Condom by condomdepot.com 12 years in a row!) - 1 12-pack of Glyde Sheer dams in assorted flavors - 1 storage box - 1 4-pack of AA batteries - 1 4-pack of AAA batteries - 1 $25 Amazon.com gift card
2 Runners-up will receive:
- 1 Sexology Bullet (each)
RULES:
All you have to do is reblog this ONCE. You can like this post all you want, but likes will not be counted. Reblogging more than once will nothelp your chances—let’s keep this fair. No need to follow me, either (unless you want to!). This is pure charity. The best kind of charity. The orgasm charity.
YOU MUST BE 18 OR OLDER TO PARTICIPATE. I will not have angry parents suing me or coming after me in the night.
The contest will close on November 12th. Got that? Five weeks from today (Oct 8) I will choose a winner at random (by compiling everyone’s Tumblr handle, assigning each one a number, and using a random number generator) and send their care package of awesome just in time for the holidays!
I will ship anywhere. Europe, Asia, Gallifrey — wherever. This is not limited to US/North America.
Please share this with all your followers and friends! Get ‘em in on the fun.
RECAP:
- Over $250 of toys, lube, cleanser, condoms/dams, and an Amazon.com gift card for one lucky winner - 1 Sexology Bullet to two runners-up - Contest ends November 12th, 2013 - Must be 18+ (or the legal age in your country) - Only one reblog is counted - All winners will be chosen at random
That pretty much covers it. So, get to reblogging and signal boosting, and I’ll see you all in a month’s time with our winners.
GOOD LUCK!
(Any questions regarding this giveaway can be directed here. Please note: Not everything that is included in the grand prize is shown in the above image.)
ANNOUNCEMENT:
I've also added the NJOY Pure Wand to the contest, because why the fuck not.
That is all.