Whatever the Frick Frack

Yello. I'm just a nobody 26 year old who posts about whatever catches my fancy.

[clarkgriffon]

SPUFFY + text posts (II)

[psych-is-the-name]

[benjaminketchup]

the eldritch being on the other side of the radioactive camera

[tmntsince2003]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[shellsweet]

The world needs your art, your voice, your dedication, more than ever before!

[mrf6414]

our worst moments don't make us monsters.

[mrfybraghbty]

destiel doodle

[only-cat-memes]

[over60butnotdead-deactivated202]

[monoqu80]

Dean Winchester <333

[tmntsince2003]

I'm decent at Breath of the Wild. I got all 120 shrines, beat Ganon a few times, got the memories. But boy I was so stupid along the way.

• I went into Hyrule castle to get the royal guard clothes. Zelda acknowledged me as soon as I touched ground, and I felt so bad about leaving I went and fought Ganon.

•and didn't get the clothes

• I'd gotten three of the four champions at the time, so when I walked into the final fight room I had to fight the wind blight. I thought he was Ganon's guardian.

• I didn't have a horse at the time so they gave me some random horse to ride in the second phase. I didn't use it.

• While fighting the Fire blight, Daruk kept hinting about throwing bombs. I thought he meant bomb arrows, which exploded as soon as I pulled them out. It took a while to realize he meant my actual bombs.

• Instead of walking the path to the Zora Domain, I took the painstakingly longer route around, climbing the mountains in the rain. It took me two hours.

• I didn't find Hestu until after I got two of the four champions, went into the Korok Forest, beat all the Trials, and got the master sword.

• I stood, with a metal sword, on the rock that gets struck by lightning instead of putting a metal weapon on it.

• I only just now realized I was supposed to put a metal weapon on it as I write this list.

• The Shrine at the Gerudo Tower, where you shoot the sun? Yeah, I thought I was supposed to shoot the ground when the sun was high behind me. I did this six different times. I wasted a hundred arrows.

•I couldn't find the Ritos. I stumbled across them accidentally because I was exploring the one part of the map I never went to. The Hebra region. By that time I no longer cared.

More is likely to come.

[tmntsince2003]

More came. I did master mode and DLC.

• In master mode, I didn't know there was a lynel in the starting area. I ran right up to it and died.

• I then convinced myself there was one there in normal mode. I went looking for the lynel.

• I had a nightmare about master mode Hyrule castle that was so realistic I avoided the Hyrule Castle for literal months.

• The nightmare was that as soon as I touched the ground a GIANT GUARDIAN popped out of the ground, destroying part of Hyrule Castle. I mean this thing was half the size of the castle. I never felt more fear in a game.

• There's a shrine in the hebra mountains that pings when you're on the edge of the map. I spent countless trips trying to find it. The shrine was on the other side of the mountain.

• Not me but my sister started playing. She's rightfully scared of the guardians. One day while driving she looked out the window and a tractor had a blue light on it. She legit thought it was a guardian.

• I learned how to parry when I replayed normal mode. I didn't know it was a function.

• For the crown of bones shrine, I thought I was supposed to kill the deer.

• I went to the Eventide Island on the afternoon of the blood moon. I heard the blood moon music right after killing the hinox. Like, he'd just poofed and I heard the music. Hinox came back to life. I went to a save file and restarted the day on the island. I went through the day getting resources and killed everyone after the blood moon. I didn't think to come back another day.

[anxietyproblem]

[robertreich]

Reminder that we still have the power to make good things happen at the state and local level.

[everythingfox]

Frosted fangs

[tmntsince2003]

My current issue is that wrinkles are considered negative. I've grown up with women trying to hide/cover/remove their wrinkles so they look 'younger'.

Ma'am, you are 40/50/60 years old. Wrinkles are normal and fine. Stop trying to hide or cover them. You are your age for a reason. The lines on your face/hands/body are signs you've lived life. Why the fuck are you trying to hide them???

I'm excited to be wrinkly. I want to have folds and lines as I get older. Because, to me, it means I've lived a life. Or just.. lived past being 26 years old. I'd like to see the world at you age. I'd love to have a body that says 'I was there'.

[tmntsince2003]

My friend and I got talking and...

[classical-memeician]

Me, going through my notifications in the morning, about to block another round of pornbots